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Swedneck, in Road Rage
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that’s by biking is superior, cyclists greet each other with a smile because we’re glad to finally see another person on the road who isn’t liable to murder us with their vehicle

db2, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.

Detrumped Home Alone 2. His bit in it is entirely pointless.

PP_BOY_,
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Drumpf will surely never recover from this

dual_sport_dork,
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He actually threw a big diaper baby tantrum during his presidency when it was aired on TV somewhere and his cameo was cut for time.

HurlingDurling,

I want this edition on blueray

thallamabond,

The somewhere was Canada, and the edit was done in 2014.

cbc.ca/…/cbc-trump-scene-home-alone-2-1.5408809

While I’m at it, it wasn’t president Trump that did the tantrum, but his son Jr. There was just a ton of media buzz around this to, which is unfortunate.

Kidplayer_666,

I mean, the hotel was his, and not like he asked for anything unreasonable

Stamets, (edited )
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Okay but he’s also a twice impeached rapist who actively made fun of disabled folks, trampled on the rights of everyone, and actively talks about attacking American democracy

So… Cut his shit.

ininewcrow, in I just want it to stop
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

You saying that someone’s going to make a remark at my wife on a public stage and I’m going go up and slap them in front of everyone for a minor faux pas?

Azzu,

I feel like there have been duels to death over stuff like this at some point…

Blahaj_Blast, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.
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I always actually liked the second one better.

son_named_bort,

So do I. It ramped up the slapstick humor, which is the main reason most people watch the movies to begin with.

HurlingDurling,

And they representation of florida is 100% accurate

Lucidlethargy,

Same! It captures the Christmas season really beautifully.

TheShadowKnows, (edited )

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    Blahaj_Blast,
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    That and the electrified sink 🤣💀

    itsgroundhogdayagain,

    My favorite. When he flashes into a skeleton with a fro and back again…

    Maultasche,

    I love how the second film goes full live-action Looney Tunes.

    Blahaj_Blast,
    @Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    💯

    Those John Hughes movies have a great way of mixing cartoon nonsense and some seriousness. The 00s kids comedies always had this over the top goofiness that was too unrealistic, but those movies somehow made it work.

    fsxylo,

    We just don’t get stuff like that anymore.

    EdibleFriend,
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    That’s the most ‘yo he’s straight up trying to murder them’ one for me

    Hasuris,

    There’s a YouTube bit where a medical professional lists the injuries they’d suffer IRL. I believe the baddies would’ve died multiple times.

    Maultasche,

    Skull fracture with epidural hematoma

    Lucidlethargy,

    Lol Jesus Christ, that kid really is brutal to them.

    Blahaj_Blast,
    @Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    A similar video looking into the realistic outcomes of the traps

    youtu.be/5NhijmGTwwo

    Honytawk,

    There is also a Youtube bit where they show you how the real injuries would look like.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Marvé

    balderdash9, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.

    Sam Ramey’s Spiderman 1 (Green Goblin), Spiderman 2 (Doc Oc.), Spiderman 3 (Venom)

    rainynight65, in I just want it to stop

    The plural of ‘crisis’ is ‘crises’.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I thought it was crisisis

    VulKendov,

    No I’m pretty sure its crisi

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I think you just keep adding more ‘is’ to the ending depending on how severe the event is

    crisis - your toast is burnt
    crisisis - your toast is on fire
    crisisisis - your toast is on fire and the flames have spread through your kitchen
    crisisisisis - your toast fire has spread to your house and your neigbhours house
    crisisisisisis - your toast fire has opened a massive portal to hell
    crisisisisisisisis - your toast has opened a portal to hell and has allowed Satan and his minions into our realm

    dejected_warp_core,

    your toast fire has opened a massive portal to hell

    Hello, I am SCP-426

    karmiclychee,

    Criss Cross make u wanna jump

    ThePantser,
    @ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

    A clouder of crisis is called a “wtf”

    sour, (edited )
    @sour@kbin.social avatar

    is text from ai picture

    miraclerandy, in I just want it to stop

    Living the dream

    Sanctus, in I just want it to stop
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    Pictured: Marcus Meander, 28 years old.

    deadsenator,
    @deadsenator@lemmy.ca avatar

    I am sorry, but who? Am I missing a joke? Or some knowledge? Probably. Undoubtedly.

    Looks like an aging Will Smith to me.

    Sanctus,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    I made a random name, the joke is the picture shows a greying 28 year old from all the stress of these “once in a lifetime” events.

    LemmyKnowsBest, in Life’s never been better

    This is one tier above having no more fucks to give.

    ThePyroPython, in I just want it to stop

    I want to get off Mr Bones’ wild ride.

    Habahnow, in Not inaccurate

    IDK, i feel they’re also missing the point that a lot of these guys are attractive as well and have the personalities for their characters written for them by various people (others have already mentioned that these men are generally all physically healthy, so I won’t expand on that). If I could have an attractive face, and have my personality written by a couple of writers AND have girls read or watch that play out, I bet I or anybody in that scenario would get a bunch of girls. Ultimately, I also feel men working out is one of the simpler ways to appear more attractive, next to dressing well. Being funny or in general, having a very attractive personality is harder to develop when you compare it to working out and dressing well. Of course, dressing well and having a healthy body doesn’t mean you will be attractive to all women, but it betters your chances.

    DizzoMyNizzo,

    I think @gmtom meant to post his comment here.

    TiKa444, in Personal space

    Perhaps they are afraid of sitting next to someone from Sweden who eats Surströming.

    ChillDude69,

    Gotta back off further than that, yo.

    ObviouslyNotBanana, in I just want it to stop
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s a great ride

    GrammatonCleric, in I just want it to stop
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    There’s a way to stop it

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fea38c9e-5ded-4ab0-93b8-5fd255bf2ff7.jpeg

    carnimoss,

    Even further

    https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/eb314f41-51da-49c8-9bb5-f454a72f97a9.jpeg

    Transtronaut,

    Devo was right all along.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    https://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/PhilosophersandTimeTravel.png

    IrateAnteater, in I just want it to stop

    “Once in a lifetime” crises.

    metaStatic,

    same as it ever was.

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