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stephfinitely, in Two Party System. Why.

While I completely agree the issue is one party is completely playing in bad faith. I’m not says the Democrats are perfect and there is a fair amount of bad apples but Republican are complete taken over by bad actors that have no one interests but themselves and those that in rich them. At this time voting 3rd party wouldn’t help, it would just make sure the Republican most likely trump will win.

crackajack,

America’s Overton window so far to the right that the Republican Party is not as seen far-right fascist party but just “right” (no word play intended).

Potatofish, in Two Party System. Why.

I see, blame both parties so no one under 65 votes thus ensuring a GOP victory and the eventual death of us all and the planet. Cool.

FlyingSquid, in She probably likes me
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I just assume the waiter hates me and is only doing what they can for a tip.

intensely_human,

As a man of 40 I’m under no illusions she’s attracted to me. I’m just happy I’m not being deemed too monstrous to exist in polite society.

intensely_human,

Like one time I was waiting for an elevator in a parking garage. It was empty other than me. The door opened and an old woman was there. She smiled at me, and that made my day because it was the best compliment I’ve ever received.

corsicanguppy, in Two Party System. Why.

Don’t ‘both sides’ this one. The rule is and has always been:

  • vote for the option that will help us be healthier, happier, and do our part
  • repeat

The two options aren’t even comparable anyway. It’s like comparing the Flu to Covid.

dangblingus, in Two Party System. Why.

But only one of those 2 parties actively wants to remove rights from the average citizen and give tax cuts to the wealthiest.

OrteilGenou, (edited )

Yeah this meme is ass. If it makes anyone feel better, in Canada we have five parties that fail us instead of just two. The advantage there is we get to complain with more granularity. It’s the uncommon lose-lose-lose-lose-lose!

Zehzin, in She probably likes me
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Ron Perlman monkee

FrigidAphelion,

I recently rewatched The Big Lebowski and I get a big Sam Elliot at the bowling alley bar vibes from this orangutan

yamanii, in Yes. We're better than you.
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Shame that software always registered my dashed seven as a 1 because you can’t lift the pen

DudeDudenson, (edited ) in Two Party System. Why.

Imho the two party system is just a way to manipulate people and then put them against each other. Treating life like it’s black or white like you either are an ally or a lifelong enemy that must be vanquished.

As far as I’m concerned the only point of modern politics is to keep people under control by giving them a false choice and a common enemy in their neighbor

gruvn, in Two Party System. Why.

I’d vote for the Turd sandwich, myself.

Kolanaki, in Royalty am I right!?
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The carpet has a mind of it’s own, like a horse. Maybe the carpet is the asshole.

joel1974, in Yes. We're better than you.

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  • RedAggroBest,

    5th down is basically my numbers but I have a bar on my 7 and no base on my 1.

    Thorry84, in Royalty am I right!?

    I imagine a real life remake of Aladdin where a thief kidnaps a rich girl and gets her hooked on opium. They lay in the drug house on a filthy carpet, out of their minds on drugs. A flee infested monkey eats scraps off the floor and yells at them. The thief forces the girl into slavery, always chasing the next high. Until the thief tries to blackmail the girl’s father. But the father’s business partner finds out and under brutal shariah law the girl gets beheaded. The thief is locked up and goes insane inside the dungeon, he talks to a blueish rock vaguely shaped like a man until he dies from dysentery.

    killeronthecorner,
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    Lars Von Trier is taking notes

    ApexHunter, in Royalty am I right!?

    Never meet your heros.

    pm_me_your_thoughts, in the girl you like

    What are these called?

    Pregnenolone,

    The meme is called “The girl you like”, the outfit would be some kind of cropped jumpsuit

    datelmd5sum, in Aisle 10 of broken dreams

    Sometimes there’s two bananas left on the beer shelf.

    hOrni,

    It’s funniest when it’s a child’s toy left on a vodka shelf. People do this on purpose.

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