_number8_,

but this is correct, that’s where the mic is, it’s more comfortable than holding it to my ear [especially the modern smartphone shape], and i like knowing i’m talking straight into the mic

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I like knowing i’m talking straight into the mic

The microphone was not designed to be talked straight into it like that. It was designed for someone to hold the phone like a human. The mics are designed to help pick up audio from the direction of your mouth when your phone is in the normal position, not the one you’re using. By attempting to maximize efficiency and talk into it, you’re actively making it worse for the other people you’re talking to.

mean_bean279, (edited )

You do know that when you switch to speaker phone it’s often switching the microphone setup, right? Like it’s going from earpiece to conference call setup… it’s not like it stays the same and blows out the other end. We have the technology to control noise input and background. This was ~ maybe ~ true of older phones, but it certainly isn’t today.

I talk on the phone like this due to being a walker & talker. So I pull up my work systems on my phone to update notes and email people as I’m talking. If that were the case the dozens of phone calls a day would tell me I’m way too loud.

Isoprenoid,

If that were the case the dozens of phone calls a day would tell me I’m way too loud.

Maybe they’re being polite by not mentioning it, or don’t care. Also it’s not about being too loud, it’s about distortion.

mean_bean279,

Part of my background is in sysadmin (MDM) and AV. I’m METICULOUS about how things sound. I frequently check audio devices and always ask others on calls if it sounds good. I mostly talk to sales people now that are in an office on headsets and we’re all outgoing and straight forward enough that we would just tell someone immediately.

If you’re in public I wouldn’t be on speaker. It’s rude, annoying, and the mics change dynamics to pickup other voices as well, but in the comfort of my home for calls where I don’t want to put in/on headphones it’s much more comfortable to be on speaker.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, and blasting it on speaker mode is a whole different problem. One that mainly ends with that person being an inconsiderate asshole and forcing everyone in the vicinity to listen to their conversation.

It’s just ‘Main Character Syndrome’ energy and needs to fuck off.

mean_bean279,

You do know you can be on speaker phone and not in public, right? You’re talking about one specific situation but breaking it down as if all people using speaker phone are somehow bad…

When I’m on speaker phone it’s in my own home when no one else is around. It’s a comfortable way for me to talk on a phone and it doesn’t bother anyone.

itsAsin,
@itsAsin@lemmy.world avatar

“… you do know that…, right?”

well akshually 🤓

Stamets, (edited )
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

And I’m not judging your private behavior. At no point did I say I was judging your private behavior. But if you do it in public, you’re an asshole. I have never been talking about what you do privately because it’s privately. Everything here should be taken with the context of this being in public as was implied.

OberonSwanson, (edited )

Plus, I really hate the idea of my cheeks touching the screen… because then after the call I end up having to clean the screen off. Damned OCD.

Edit: Jfc lol was downvoted for sharing my phobia, stay classy Lemmy

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

I mean this just goes to the heart of the notion that mental illness is not your fault but it is your responsibility.

474D,

I am very confused, why is your cheek touching the phone? Are you mashing your phone against your face?

OberonSwanson,

Buttspiders guy nailed it. Sorry my phobia rubbed you wrong.

ButtholeSpiders,

Some people have chubby cheeks, or don’t want to mess up their makeup would be my guess. The poster mentioned obsessive compulsive disorder, so your answers there. 👍

dustyData,

You’ve heard that people that sound uncomfortably loud, garbled and distorted, barely comprehensible, with intermittent popping and hisses over the phone? That’s you.

Evil_Shrubbery,

That’s not really how smol condenser mics work, nor how modern (and also multi-mic) phones process your sound. You don’t even sound better.

That’s just the same thinking as old people shouting in their (digital) phone so the other person ‘can hear them better’.

GBU_28,

Holy fuck

pooberbee,

In my defense, I’ve had a phone hang up or do weird stuff because it couldn’t tell the difference between a fingertip and an earlobe way too many times. Like, a shitty phone has nearly altered the course of my life because of this, and that’s not okay.

Wogi,

It’s not just shitty phones, nice phones have this problem too.

I cannot for the life of me find the earpiece on new phones, my face dials and hangs up and does all kinds of weird shit if I try to have a conversation on the phone the way you’re supposed to.

It’s not my fault touch screens suck.

Frigid,

Hate to break it to you… but if it has this problem, it is in fact a shitty phone. Price or popularity doesn’t automatically make it good.

TheOctonaut, (edited )

Are you… Rubbing the phone on your face?!

ALostInquirer,

How else are they going to get the full emotional range of your call?

treesquid,

You should be able to hit the power button while on a call and turn off the display, then put it to your ear. Much less effort than the people around you have to make to keep from slapping you

rainynight65,

Been using touchscreen phones for 13 years now and never once had anything like this happen.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Could be worse, they could speak into the part you stick to your ear

dustyData, (edited )

The clever part is that most phones do have a microphone at the top nearby the earpiece. The stupid part is that that mic is for noise canceling the ambient noise. So the phone is hearing them, but the person at the other end of the line is getting a distorted and full of artifacts voice that is barely comprehensible.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Man bun and v-neck weren’t helping the case.

Jakeroxs,

I feel personally attacked

Texas_Hangover,

As well you should.

Dee,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

Damn. Are the cishets still going on about gatekeeping man buns and v-necks? I thought that tiresome rhetoric died off around 2010.

flerp,

You have to insult people who have different head string and body fabric than you do. How else can you feel validated about your choice of head string and body fabric??

Kusimulkku,

We’re still calling everything gatekeeping? Surprised you didn’t call them a grifter

Dee,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Kusimulkku,

    I’m talking about overusing meme terms. Everything was gatekeeping for a while. Now everyone is a grifter. Even when it doesn’t fit. What’s a cishet?

    soloner,

    Laughs in man bun

    Pregnenolone,

    This was a valid criticism in like, 2016

    Kusimulkku,

    It’s only valid because it worked and people were beaten to submission.

    snek_boi,

    … and in a particular culture, and for people who care about what others think

    jadedwench,

    I like man buns! You better let me braid it once in a while though, while in an ADHD fuelled craze. V-necks though… never cared for the style, but you do you?

    Jakeroxs,

    It’s not even about style for me, my neck is just sensitive sometimes and the v style bothers me less usually.

    mriormro,
    @mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

    Why do you even care what someone else decides to look like?

    AToM_exe,
    OsrsNeedsF2P,

    Didn’t expect to see memes making fun of mental illnesses on Lemmy

    idunnololz, (edited )
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    I didn’t realize I had a mental illness. I just booked an appointment with a psychiatrist. Thank you kind stranger. /s

    surewhynotlem,

    Google sociopathy. Good luck!

    Klear,

    Holy hell!

    rmuk,

    New something just dropped. Google a peasant. Literally unmemorable.

    CluckN,

    The /s stands for sociopath

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    Lul, must be savages migrating from Reddit

    applebusch,

    I only do it because the normal mic on my phone is shit and always cuts out ;_;

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    Bro. You almost gave me a heart attack for a second there, making me think I somehow posted something VERY different.

    OsrsNeedsF2P,

    LOL new prank just dropped

    dojan,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t give them a heart attack. They’re like 60% of Lemmy’s content.

    db2,

    /c/heartattackmemes

    over_clox,

    Plot twist: Dude is actually talking to the top of his phone, not the bottom.

    Nerds might catch this joke a little quicker…

    moody,

    You mean he’s talking into the speaker side?

    over_clox, (edited )

    No no, I mean he’s talking into the top of the phone, perhaps where the loudspeaker microphone might happen to be, totally depends on the model of phone/tablet though.

    They got multiple microphones these days, not just the one at the bottom of the phone. Put it in loudspeaker mode and it uses a different microphone away from the bottom speaker.

    Any which way, if you turn the phone upside down in portrait orientation, the screen won’t flip 180⁰, because ‘smart’ phones are too stupid to do that.

    Edit: My comment is in jest, but at the same time I have to talk into the left side of my tablet, because thats where the main microphone is.

    eezeebee,
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone like this

    sbv,

    Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone

    over_clox,

    Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a real living human being.

    kn33,

    Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone

    OsrsNeedsF2P,

    Imagine meeting the love of your life

    Sabre363,

    Imagine love

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar
    kibiz0r,

    Imagine there’s no rest of the sentence. Then who was phone???

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited )

    Oh my god bear was phone! How can that be?

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    Whaaat is love??

    Palerider,
    @Palerider@feddit.uk avatar

    Baby don’t hurt me…

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    Don’t hurt me, no more

    Todesschnitzel,

    Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out she breathes.

    agent_flounder,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    Red flag!!!

    Downcount,

    Imagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this

    over_clox, (edited )

    Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    That’s how you get a bloated battery STD …

    over_clox,

    Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.

    Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.

    But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.

    over_clox, (edited )

    If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].

    /s

    eezeebee,
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    This voids the warranty, unfortunately

    dangblingus,

    God I wish. I hate having novel length text conversations. Texting for one off quick or cute sentences. Telephone for detailed conversation.

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    Voice messages live somewhere in the middle there.

    MIDItheKID,

    My voice mailbox is full and a refuse to empty it. If you want to leave me a message, send me a text.

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    Voice message, not voicemail. It’s like a text message but with your voice.

    MIDItheKID,

    Ahhh those. Yeah I’m fine with those. Text me the voicemail lol

    Kusimulkku,

    I’m not sure why but I dislike voice messages. Either text or just call

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    Yeah I’m not typing out a long ass text message.

    Kusimulkku,

    Then you should call because I’m not listening to your voice message

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    No you should listen to my voice message because I’m not calling 😀

    Kusimulkku,

    I’m sorry but not happening, hope it wasn’t important

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking

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