paddirn, (edited )

Yeah, from having to walk behind all these slow m.f.ers. I can’t even imagine what kind of slow-motion hell The Flash lives in, having to sit through Zootopia sloth conversations evvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy ffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg dddddddddaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.

HubertManne,
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yeah me2 and im not at the happiest point in my life but I generally try to enjoy life.

TheBogeyman,

But… I-I walk fast…

cries

GoldenTrench,
Thatuserguy,

“The problem with running faster than light is that you always live in darkness”

comador,
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Kase,

More like Sadapore :(

EvilEyedPanda,

My friends do be struggling to keep up tho.

Darkmuch,
anton,

Younger people walk faster and have inherited a shit world. Solved.

JoShmoe,

Step dad propaganda. They’ll tell you anything to get you from running around the pool.

sbv,

Sad, but with a lower risk of diabetes:

Every 1 km/hour increase in walking speed was associated with a 9% lower risk of type 2 diabetes, with the minimal threshold of 4km/hour equal to 87 steps/min for men and 100 steps/ min for women, the findings suggest.

APassenger,

Type 2, fast walker here. I walk for my health and I enjoy the cardio and feeling.

You know who’s really unhappy?

People in sports cars.

I mean… Think about it. Walking fast is still slower than almost all other means of transport. People in cars must always be grumpy as hell.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

More life time to enjoy sadness!

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

So interesting as I intentionally walk slower now. There’s something cathartic about watching people pass you constantly knowing nothing they’re going to is that important in the grand scheme of things.

Mango,

We have places to get to instead of places to be.

shalafi,

This may sound a little… odd, but it changed me, and I think on it from time to time.

Reading some old Star Wars book decades back, maybe the Thrawn series? One of the Imperial commanders was taking his time, strolling to where he was going.

Because, he thought to himself, people in a hurry were not happy where they were, always rushing about to get somewhere else. We was perfectly content where he was.

Anyhow, something to think on.

possiblylinux127,

I’m happy and I walk fast

niktemadur,

pEoPLe WhO eXeRciSe ArE mOrE sAddEr

Rakonat,

Im unhappy because I value my time and I wasting it trying to get around you bumbling fucks who just meander about without a care in the world.

MilitantAtheist,

This. Fucking this.

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