JaymesRS,

Speaking of crazy things in US PE classes, if you learned to Square Dance, it was because Henry Ford was a racist who was afraid of Jazz.

yeather,

There’s usually a dance section included in PE instruction, mostly to break up hard physical activity snd allow kids to have fun. The type of dancing depends on the school and the state, we did salsa dancing in Florida.

captainlezbian, (edited )

We waltzed in german Catholic land, but we also square danced because midwest

Chetzemoka,

You’re younger than I am. For my generation, it was all square dancing.

JaymesRS,

Same. I lived in Minnesota and Indiana and did Square Dancing in both.

son_named_bort,

Same here. Nobody liked it.

Mouselemming,

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

NJSpradlin,

We did the Macarena where I was in GA.

Zron,

“Allow the kids to have fun”

Should have told that to my PE teacher in grade school. I’ve never been good at dancing, and I got pulled aside multiple times in front of the class because I just couldn’t follow some of the dances we were supposed to do. These weren’t for competitions or anything, just as an activity.

That’s when I learned that not all bullies are children.

corsicanguppy,

Let me guess: “if you only applied yourself, you’d get it. It’s easy (for me). Watch!”

Anticorp,

That might be why it was added to the curriculum at first, but that’s certainly not why it stayed, nor why we did it at my school. It’s a pretty fun activity too, so a good use of that PE time.

corsicanguppy,

Man. We hated square dancing time in PE.

ethanolparty,

I had horrible eyesight and was shockingly inept at all sportball games, even compared to other hopeless nerds, so I found it slightly less awful than the stuff we usually did.

poppy,

I never had dancing in PE in any grade. Can’t decide if that sucks or not. Maybe I’d have better coordination now. We did get roller skating week though.

ZombieMantis, (edited )
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

We did square dancing, but I’m from Texas, so our families joined the hoedown. I was so proud of my bolo, fond memories.

And I don’t think it was part of the curriculum, I think they were just throwing a party for graduation or something. It’s been years, and this was when I was little, in elementary school.

AFKBRBChocolate,

I still have my presidential physical fitness award. I’m old, mine is signed by Nixon. It’s a very official looking certificate with a patch that I put under the glass in the frame. Back when I used to hang my work awards on my office wall, I used to have that one in with them. Most people didn’t ever notice, but every once in a while someone would be looking at them and I could always see the exact moment they realized what it was.

AngryCommieKender,

Mine’s signed by Clinton.

AFKBRBChocolate,

More admirable but not as funny

corsicanguppy,

Is that the same flex as the “I ate a grilled-cheese in Woolworth’s” badge of honour?

AFKBRBChocolate,

I don’t think I know the reference, but it sounds equivalent.

jopepa,

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

jettrscga,

How much could a box cost? $10k?

corsicanguppy,

We were poor rural Canadians. Our sit-and-reach used a wooden ruler and a blocky wood scrap.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

jopepa,

Follow the funsies…

RizzRustbolt,

Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

jopepa,

Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

gibmiser,

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

stratosfear,

Did you find the proof? I gave it a half-effort on mobile and didn’t succeed…

dependencyinjection,

And?

jopepa,

Was it Lockheed Martin?

EvacuateSoul,

In Civil Air Patrol they just screwed a ruler into a box.

son_named_bort,

I had to impress Bill Clinton. I failed to do so, so he came to my house to call me a loser.

jettrscga, (edited )

That’s why you had to do the sprints. To be ready to escape Bill Clinton when he appears.

They tried to warn you.

captainlezbian,

Obama wasn’t mad, just disappointed that I was out of shape

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

Before going to the comments section, I was like “wtf is this post?”

After reading a few comments, I’m fully bewildered. What the fuck is up with your crazy country?

Chriswild,

We don’t know either. It’s just fucked and nobody cares.

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Is this some sort of PE meme that I’m too Marching Band to understand?

someguy3, (edited )

Marching in the elements, while carrying an instrument, while playing, god forbid you have a wind instrument. That’s gotta be more physically gruelling than a PE class catering to the lowest common denominator.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Marching band was considered a varsity sport at my high school. Because if the golf team are considered athletes, so am I.

ULS,

What does this mean?

ryathal,

The presidential fitness test is something us kids had to do every year. It was basically doing a bunch of different exercises, and if you did good enough you got a certificate.

Things like sit ups, push ups, chin ups, vertical jump, running a mile, etc. Based on your height and weight there was an expected level you were supposed to achieve.

ULS, (edited )

I believe it. I guess I was hanging out with the metal heads, stoners, and hacky sack kids during gym. That’s why I got a D. And not the gym teacher’s D… That was reserved for the underage girls that used to play with his leg hair. Right there in the bleachers of a New Hampshire school.

(Actual true story… Girls used to play with his leg hair… This was middle school or 9th grade. Larry A. …I’m looking at you.)

Knowing my town, I’m surprised that guy stayed athletic director and not a paraplegic. He must have paid someone off. 70k to be a shit-town gym director? Riiiiight…

Where I grew up school was for chumps.

The village makes the villains.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

In the US, there was a thing called the “Presidential Fitness Test” that kids had to do in P.E. (not sure if it’s still a thing).

Mr_Blott,

What does this mean?

kittehx,
@kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I was born in 1999 and I’m pretty sure that I never had to do this.

GuyDudeman,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

I graduated high school in 1999 and I definitely had to do this in elementary school.

klemptor,

Same here.

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

I sure as fuck, hope it is. Could you imagine kids today doing it and thinking, “Wait, Fat Cheeto and Sleepy Joe did this? No fucking way.”

TropicalDingdong,

If you can’t bend over and touch your toes, you can’t be President.

foggy,

This very far predates George w Bush.

This predates George HW Bush

Chetzemoka,

Reagan kid here, can confirm

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Was Reagan impressed?

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

Bitch didn’t even show up to give me my award.

“Oh mommy… I’ve been shot…”

What a whiner.

captainlezbian,

Yeah it was Eisenhower. He was concerned our youth would be less fit than Europeans

Stovetop,

Eisenhower also predicted the US military industrial complex.

Man called 'em as he saw 'em I guess.

sunbrrnslapper,

I did it to impress George Bush Sr. I’m not sure he cares either.

jopepa,

Same reason W wanted to be president and same result

sunbrrnslapper,

Haha!

qooqie,

Gotta make sure the youth can be good little soldiers if needed

SoylentBlake,

This is 100% fact. Eisenhower made PE a universal part of education to increase overall fitness in the case of war and conscription.

Bael422,

I think it was worse than that. It was to test for and increase capability for military life, but the exercises themselves are not a good way to keep a general healthy body so it actually caused physical health to decline in the US.

Anticorp,

Fuck yeah!

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

The pain. THE PAIN.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away. I am old, but my hand can drive this needle into your neck before you can escape me.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Coach, please let me out of the closet. I want to go home.

threelonmusketeers,

Does Elmo have choice to not?

corsicanguppy,

Fear is the mind-killer.

TropicalDingdong,

All those who vote to make this test required for all presidential candidates say aye…

grue, (edited )

Being fit to be drafted is for the little people. Presidential candidates can just get out of it by claiming to have bone spurs.

CodaChroma,
@CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They had to make sure middle schoolers would be ready to fight a war at a moments notice

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Tell me you’re in a cult without saying you’re in a cult.

frickineh,

I had to do it to impress Bill Clinton. Side note, he gave me the worst handshake I’ve ever had in my life, just competely limp, dead fish style. So I don’t give a shit if he was impressed with how many crunches I could do.

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