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Kolanaki, in I made a 20x queen size sheet
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Yo momma soooo fat…

linearchaos, in I made a 20x queen size sheet
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Now you just need a $10k projector and a 4:3 movie

Zorque,

Nah, that's when you play 12 player couch co-op mario kart.

shalafi, in I made a 20x queen size sheet

Amateur. My gf will still steal the sheet.

shalafi, in I made a 20x queen size sheet

Amateur. My gf will still steal the sheet.

Coasting0942, in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging

Considering that it’s given the marines to plant, I believe this

cryptiod137,

Even softer than crayons, how could they resist??

Agent641,

Please do not engage in intercorse with the plastic explosive.

HikingVet,

Marines are affectionately know as crayon eaters. If you were unaware…

shalafi,

“rock or something”

Blamemeta, in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging

Can’t be worse than an MRE.

bingbong,

Constipation gets replaced by explosive diarrhea

Kolanaki, in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Now I wonder what it tastes like… I bet it’s like a flavor explosion.

rjc,
@rjc@lemmy.world avatar

Dad?

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

not good. somebody actually tried and lived to tell the tale:

en.wikipedia.org/…/1999_Russian_apartment_bombing…

Pinyaev guarded a storehouse with weapons and ammunition near the city of Ryazan. Together with a friend, he entered the storehouse to see the weapons. The friends were surprised to see that the storehouse contained sacks with the word “sugar” on them. Pinyaev and his friend were discouraged, but didn’t want to leave the storehouse empty-handed. The two paratroopers cut a hole in one of the bags and put some sugar in a plastic bag. They made tea with the sugar, but the taste of the tea was terrible. They became frightened because the substance might turn out to be saltpeter, and brought the plastic bag to a platoon commander. He consulted a sapper, who identified the substance as hexogen

TonyTonyChopper,
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that’s a mean looking molecule https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/41d69c4b-1233-483c-bd4b-7bdbf4831f6b.jpega lot like TNT but with more nitrogen

skillissuer,
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no, it’s sugar, can’t you see, it’s clearly labeled on the bag

brianorca,

Looks very very unhappy.

MossyFeathers, in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging

I’m almost certain I’ve heard stories about soldiers eating or even burning c4^1 for shits and giggles. Not surprised they have to put a warning label on it, though I doubt it does any good.


^1 : iirc c4 by itself is very safe because it has to be exposed to a sudden increase in pressure and heat to detonate (e.g. a shock wave, or supposedly, stomping on it while it’s on fire). Just burning it or throwing it at a wall won’t make it explode.

captain_aggravated,
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I have heard that, if just lit on fire with a match or whatever, C4 simply burns rather than exploding, and I have heard this has been used to heat at least one meal.

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Yes you can burn it. C4 needs a fairly deliberate effort to explode. There have been issues where improperly set large shots of C4 end up on fire all over the area rather than exploding. Which is a suboptimal situation.

For eating, the way I heard is that people would stick a piece inside their lip ala a tobacco dip. Supposedly the contact with the inner lip causes some kind of heightened feeling. I can’t prove that one though.

piecat,

I mean, many many organic compounds, like solvents or plasticizers, get you high. Similar to ethanol.

It’s all poisoning you, we just have a good way to metabolize ethanol.

pwalshj, in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging

I’ve heard that dudes in 'Nam would eat bits of it to upset their stomach and get medical treatment.

Buffman, in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging

“See… Because of me, now they have a warning”

Gadg8eer, in I made a 20x queen size sheet
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Wait, hol up

I don’t think your math is right. That’s 5x length and 4x width, not 20x length and width. If I was suddenly 20x bigger without changing my proportions, I doubt that would even be a facecloth to me.

Doombot1,

…and 5*4=20, therefore, it’s 20x the total area, or 20x the size

kyle1320,

If your weight increased to 20x your current weight, without changing proportions, you would be about 2.7x your current height, width, and depth.

…just like OP’s mum.

Gadg8eer,
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I was talking about size, not weight. But then you probably don’t know much about size anyway. :p

usualsuspect191,

If it was 20x the length and 20x the width, it’d be 400x the size…

Zoomboingding,
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You’re overthinking. If you take 20 things and combine them, it’s 20 times the size of one of them.

CmdrShepard,

What if they’re 20 Russian nesting doll pieces?

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Those have never been proven to exist

OprahsedCreature, in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging

I’ve heard it causes explosive diarrhea

skillissuer, in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

this is much better than some other older explosives that are toxic on skin contact

bdonvr, in Modern blocks of C4 explosive come with the warning “poisonous if eaten” on the packaging

It’s really not that volatile a substance. You can burn it, even.

You need a special device to actually get it to explode.

Swedneck,
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Which is precisely why it’s such an amazing explosive, imagine how happy people must have been to go from explosives that might detonate if you cough near them, to something you can set aflame without worry.

HikingVet,

Makes life in the ammo depot much less stressful.

Swedneck,
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for all that things are terrible nowadays it’s pretty fucking nice to know that ships loaded with explosives aren’t going to level cities again.

now if only the same could be said for fertilizer storage

tacosplease, in I made a 20x queen size sheet

I like it.

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