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drew_belloc, in Programposting
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar
abfarid, in Why pay for an OpenAI subscription?
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

But for real, it’s probably GPT-3.5, which is free anyway.

FIST_FILLET,

but requires a phone number!

nyandere,

Not anymore. Only API keys require phone number verification now.

FIST_FILLET,

fuck, my poor innocent phone number has been tainted for little reason

Cheers,

Time to ask it to repeat hello 100000000 times then.

HipsterTenZero, in Programming: The Horror Game
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

From what i’ve heard of the game industry, being a gamedev is already survival horror.

TheBlue22, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

Police try to understand anything challenge (100% impossible) (gone sexual) (gone violent)

TerrificTadpole,

We just give all the tools to solve crimes to people who have no idea how to use them, no biggie.

Madison420,

*have a perverse incentive to not know how to use them or to know things about their job generally.

zbyte64,
@zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Sat on jury duty. We literally said not guilty because the officer was supposed to follow a process for line ups and they didn’t even do the bare minimum. They were like we got out guy

doctorcrimson, (edited )

I once had a friend who was robbed of all kinds of stuff including a PS3, and that the guy was signed into his Netflix changing account profiles the very same day. I told him he can just get a tracking number by calling Playstation and that the active police officer can use it to track them. Thing is, the officer ghosted him for like 8 months despite having everything they needed to immediately find the exact location of the perpetrator actively using the stolen property.

Cihta,
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

They don’t care really. As has been my experience anyway.

I once had my car window smashed, a mix of gear taken…some was expensive, some was personal to me. I felt violated. Called the police, explained, gave S/Ns to what I could, told them exactly who did it. He didn’t give a shit. Actually made me feel like I was wasting his time. I think Seinfeld covered this…

“We’ll let you know if we find anything” “Do you ever find anything?” “No”

But oh, my reg is out of date and the plate scanner picked it up? Boom, they really kick it into gear. So that’s $130… i could just go take care of the tags immediately with a friendly warning but now don’t even want to. And in the end I end up pretty fucked.

If only they put that effort into other things I just might have gotten my linear power amps back. Props to anyone who knows that product.

FaceDeer, in Works on my machine
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

To be fair, the bug report was utterly useless too.

parpol,

Should have asked chatGPT to write the bug report.

Contend6248, (edited )

True, when i respond with the exact problem it usually gets fixed, interestingly even explained why it failed.

Great for learning

IzzyScissor,

The only problem is that it’ll ALSO agree if you suggest the wrong problem.

“Hey, shouldn’t you have to fleem the snort so it can be repurposed for later use?”

You are correct. Fleeming the snort is necessary for repurposing for later use. Here is the updated code:

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

That's not been my experience. It'll tend to be agreeable when I suggest architecture changes, or if I insist on some particular suboptimal design element, but if I tell it "this bit here isn't working" when it clearly isn't the real problem I've had it disagree with me and tell me what it thinks the bug is really caused by.

Rhaedas,
@Rhaedas@kbin.social avatar

Models are geared towards seeking the best human response for answers, not necessarily the answers themselves. Its first answer is based on probability of autocompleting from a huge sample of data, and in versions that have a memory adjusts later responses to how well the human is accepting the answers. There is no actual processing of the answers, although that may be in the latest variations being worked on where there are components that cycle through hundreds of attempts of generations of a problem to try to verify and pick the best answers. Basically rather than spit out the first autocomplete answers, it has subprocessing to actually weed out the junk and narrow into a hopefully good result. Still not AGI, but it's more useful than the first LLMs.

Synthead,

It was trying to is, then it isn’ted. Help?

bjoern_tantau, in Rust project startup kit
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

How about a federated link aggregator?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

With a comment section?

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It can be definitely done. I think it shouldn’t be too hard to optimize for scale, should it?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Lets just not think about it!

rickyrigatoni,

just add more ram

pineapplelover,

Didn’t know Lemmy was written in Rust.

Edit: yep, it is github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy

Yoo it uses AGPL v3 too. That’s pretty cool. Love to see it

cupcakezealot, (edited ) in Good luck web devs
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode

MashedTech,

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

ylph,

You can have a Linux distro without GNU -Alpine Linux is a popular example

mexicancartel,

You can have a GNU distro without Linux - Debian GNU/Hurd and Debian GNU/kFreeBSD are popular examples

ylph,

I think “popular” is stretching it here, Debian GNU/kFreeBSD is dead now, and while Hurd is interesting, it has ways to go.

Alpine is actually popular, particularly as a lightweight host OS to run docker.

mexicancartel,

I just imitated your tone with ‘popular’ didnt mean anything much.

Overshoot2648,

Honestly, I think the only interesting micro kernel right now is Redox OS.

Adanisi,
@Adanisi@lemmy.zip avatar

And nobody calls that GNU/Linux.

brbposting,

No, Richard, it’s ‘Linux’, not ‘GNU/Linux’. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.

One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS – more on this later). He named it ‘Linux’ with a little help from his friends. Why doesn’t he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff – including the software I wrote using GCC – and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don’t want to be known as a nag, do you?

(An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title ‘GNU/Linux’ (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.

Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn’t the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you’ve heard this one before. Get used to it. You’ll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it.

You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn’t more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn’t perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument.

Last, I’d like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn’t be fighting among ourselves over naming other people’s software. But what the heck, I’m in a bad mood now. I think I’m feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn’t you and everyone refer to GCC as ‘the Linux compiler’? Or at least, ‘Linux GCC’? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD?

If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this:
Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux’ huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don’t be a nag.

Thanks for listening.

bane_killgrind,

The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority.

This ain’t a bdsm club, so this is a bad argument.

UdeRecife,
@UdeRecife@literature.cafe avatar

Maybe you’ll like it more under this new guise: I named my cat Goofyball. But since Linnaeus named the species Felis catus, you remind me that my cat’s name should ackchyually be Felis catus/Goofyball. To which I reply, very appropriately, ‘it’s MY cat’. So Goofyball it is.

Understand now the authority argument? Authority in the sense of authorial, having an author.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

you authored your cat? why does that sound dirty?

UdeRecife,
@UdeRecife@literature.cafe avatar

Sorry if I mistake your intention. If that’s the case, it’s just me making a wrong guess.

You’re probably misreading this.

I authored THE NAME. If you prefer, I’m the name-giver, the author in this sense.

Linus is the namer and the creator of that kernel.

As creator he is by right allowed to name his creation whatever he likes. Just like me, as the cat ‘entity creator as a pet’ am allowed to name it whatever I like.

No outsiders input required. You get now what I mean by author?

Whatever your reply may be, let me thank you already for engaging. It’s nice to be pressured to explain something in simpler, more accessible terms.

Shareni,

Linus didn’t choose Linux because he thought it sounded too self-centred.

lseif,

and then he went and named a project ‘Git’

TheWoozy,

Don’t feed the trolls.

I’m pretty sure everyone here understands both sides of the argument, but just don’t concider it important enough to change their vocabulary.

brbposting,

Was only treating you to delicious copypasta!

wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Interjection

Jakeroxs,

Lmao I was going to ask if this was a copy pasta.

CallumWells,

When it’s such a massive wall of text of the type of complaining about something it usually is

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

No, Richard, it’s ‘Linux’, not ‘GNU/Linux’…GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

Are you implying that this user is the real Richard Stallman? If that’s true, this thread just got 100x more hilarious.

lseif,

some people allege that the copypasta was created by him (i doubt this)

Lime66, (edited )

There is one part which he didn’t say, regarding how linux is part of the gnu system when the gnu kernel is actually gnu hurd

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Too bad—for a second there I thought he’d lost even more of his marbles.

UdeRecife,
@UdeRecife@literature.cafe avatar

I’ve been using it for more than 20 years, but I still love when someone pulls the GNU/Linux card.

To me it feels like reading an old plaque in Latin. It reminds me of an important past that shouldn’t be forgotten.

MashedTech, (edited )

Christians quote the bible, Muslims quote the Quran and we have our own set of sacred texts.

JonEFive,

Mine is Eric and the Dread Gazebo.

CallumWells,

That is a fairly sacred text. Good choice

ConstantPain,

That’s a pretty relevant take in this context. Thank you!

autokludge, (edited )
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

That’s LiGNUx for short.

pronunciation? uhhh…

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Lignu balls

victorz,

Haven’t seen this copy pasta in a few months. Great stuff…

Serpardum,

So, GNU is GNU is Not Unix, but now it’s not Linux either?

GNUOL ?

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dull pig, you are an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably huge that a hundred years in the future your name will be used as a moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity were to combine their collective intelligence, there is no way they could come up with a way to screw things up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he could not have seen this sacrilegious act we just witnessed, because if he had, he would have left humanity long ago, so that your birth might never have become a reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum, after it has been scientifically examined, so that all future generations will learn not to generate your skeletal structure, because every little detail that anyone might have to do with you degrades it into a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether you were really his son, because you would have to be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you as a family member. Your birth has made humanity inferior in every way imaginable, and you have ensured that society can never truly regain its state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into staggering chaos, through whose unrecognizable core, only misery can be found. I would say that the apocalypse has arrived, but that’s just the closest word people have for the sheer scale of horror that is now a reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know to an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such a godless being that if you come within a hundred feet of a holy place or any place that has ever been considered important by anyone, your warped, religious soul will ruin any meaning it ever had. You are an idiotic, crass, dull ape and no one has ever loved you. The island of Rhodes would be better off if you had never joined us. You are a lying, deceitful, cowardly, useless piece of shit and I hate you with every part of my being.

odium, in every damn time ...

All the more reason not to

cmbabul,

I trust me to not steal from me, I do not trust me to write good code

rostby,

My code does exactly what I programmed it to do, not what I want it to do

stebo02, in Need a rust version too.
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

no python? how are normie programmers like me supposed to relate to this?

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

import army

CanadaPlus,

Which is a library written in C, of course.

psud,

No perl either. Much like python you find a relevant library (in cpan), but unlike python there will be seven different implementations, and any four perl devs will come up with at least ten solutions, nine of which will successfully rescue the princess

evranch,

Everything will seem to be be going great, but to actually gain access to the castle you’ll have to compare your situation to successful rescues to find the undocumented drawbridge control

aniki,

The artist is still waiting for the python cells to render.

scratchresistor,

Rescuing is only I/O bounded; your argument is irrelevant.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

You have python. You import antigravity. The princess flies off into space. You monkey patch the princess so she has wings.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

And this is how I learned about the antigravity module. Pretty cool!

aniki,

Same! I also learned about


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HerbalGamer, (edited )
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

import this

“In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you’re Dutch.”

lol

CodeMonkey,

Python: You send someone else to rescue the princess on your behalf. That someone else is the C knight.

scratchresistor,

Only if you have to rescue many princesses in a short period of time

Sheeple, in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It’s cryptocurrency. What did you expect. THAT garbage is bound to be poorly coded.

LufyCZ, (edited )

It’s an exchange, not a cryptocurrency.

Check your facts before you start the hate train.

Also, most cryptos have state of the art programming. They have to, because any little hole or vulnerability puts millions or billions of dollars at risk.

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It’s an exchange for a cryptocurrency of the same name I did my homework

reev, (edited )

It’s an exchange where you can exchange a token of the same name (their token). The primary purpose is not for that token, it’s mainly known for being an exchange.

LufyCZ,

You’d get an F then mate.

The fact that they have a token is in no way relevant to the fact that we’re talking about an exchange here.

SpaceNoodle,

Ah yes, the most secure code possible: brand new, closed-source, and written by the lowest bidder.

reev,

If you’re talking about the exchanges, sure. If you’re talking about crypto, all of the major cryptos are open source.

LufyCZ, (edited )

There’s no lowest bidder here, how’d you even come up with that?

People employed in crypto are usually very well paid, because they have to be good at their jobs.

The absolute majority of cryptocurrencies is fully open source.

Seriously man, educate yourself before spitting nonsense.

Edit: I’d appreciate if anyone downvoting me provided their reasons for doing so, preferably with sources to back them up. I’m happy to provide examples to back my arguments up if requested.

MadhuGururajan,

Website: “915 days in a year”, you: “they are well paid and good at their job”. Anyone seeing your comment: 🤨

LufyCZ,

Anyone reading the thread would understand that I’m talking about crypto, not exchanges.

Well done though, peak comedy

000, (edited )

State of the art programming, all with the goal of scamming people.

Crypto programmers don’t “have” to do anything because they are working on an illegitimate, unregulated security.

LufyCZ,

Have you heard of Indian call centers? Let’s ban phones, let’s ban email, let’s ban gift cards, let’s ban bank accounts.

The fact that the technology is also being used to scam people doesn’t mean that the whole thing is bad. There are numerous use cases beyond illegal activity, and you focusing on a tiny fraction of the whole thing just shows that you don’t actually want to understand, but that hate is your only way of expressing, that you don’t understand it.

Here, read up. They’ve got studies and sources for their claims.

krotti,

Last time I checked all of those had real world value before the scams started.

For cryptos, it seems to be the other way around. They are trying to solve issues at the cost of having issues that are unacceptable and unfixable.

LufyCZ,

It may seem like it, but it sure isn’t like it. You’ll obviously hear about the bad and nothing about 5he good, unfortunately that’s how media works nowadays.

Do you want to elaborate on those issues that are unacceptable and unfixable? I’m not saying there aren’t any, but you’re describing a trade-off, and crypto isn’t the only thing in the world with trade-offs.

Fiat is a great example - conveniet, nice, until it starts hyperinflating, until people use it to fund wars, until the government confiscates it because you insulted a politician on Twitter.

krotti,

From scams to just cyber attacks with no safe guards would make everything impossible to handle. There is no bank covering you or insurance. People dying, losing keys etc drive deflation. BTC/Mining coins are destined to die. Maybe there is something there, but it certainly isn’t finance.

Inflation is necessary for multiple reasons, but you can read on that yourself. Such as; what would happen if everyone considered holding to money an investment? IMO these facts make Fiat sound so much better…

LufyCZ,

no safe guards

That’s the point.jpg

You’re free to hold your crypto on an exchange, you’re free to buy a hardware wallet and do your due diligence when confirming transactions, you’re free to create a multisig for your coins and tokens to introduce multiple factors for signing.

But it’s your choice.

people dying, losing keys

That’s on them, it’s like stuffing money into a mattress and not telling your family.

mining coins are destined to die

Mining’s not great for sure, but “destined to die” makes no sense.

Inflation is necessary so that people spend the thing

That’s kinda funny, because in the case of Ethereum, the deflation comes from people using and spending Eth on gas.

I’m also not saying that Ethereum is the perfect currency to replace fiat, the utility there comes from everything that’s built on top of it.

Widen your horizon, crypto isn’t just a medium for payments.

krotti,

That is the problem. 1 Fuck up and your money is gone. Whether that is someone else, you, CVE, it’s gone and everyone elses in that network.

By death I was wrong; Difficulty wont kill a coin. Though that then has other issues.

I doubt you understand how bad deflation is for a currency, or you are in this for the money?

LufyCZ,

Hardware wallets are safe, multisigs are safe. You can be safe if you put in the effort. If you don’t want to do it, that’s your call, doesn’t mean the system sucks.

Yeah difficulty is adjusted depending on how many “devices” (simply put) are mining, the target is a specific blocktime.

What’s gonna kill bitcoin is the ever decreasing issuance, but that’s not the problem of crypto nor mining for that matter, just bitcoin.

Have you skimmed over the point that I think that Ethereum (one of the few sustainably deflating cryptos) isn’t just a currency but also a base for other things that may also serve as a currency?

Also, it’s not bad for the currency itself, just for the economy around it. And again, I’m not saying Ethereum should replace the dollar.

000,

Scam call centers are illegal and get shut down often. Great example if you want to somehow convince people that crypto isn’t a scam.

LufyCZ,

So you’re saying that scamming through crypto isn’t illegal and that the people behind it don’t get caught?

You’re comparing apples and oranges, it doesn’t work like that.

Crypto is the “phone” or “email” from my example, it’s just a medium.

So yeah, good job showing you don’t understand how it works

000,

What’s your endgame here, you need us to buy shitcoins you lost money on or something?

LufyCZ,

Nice, well done, let’s attack me personally instead of having a conversation. That will get you far in life.

000,

You feel attacked because you lost money on crypto scams? That sucks.

LufyCZ,

I feel attacked because you attacked my integrity instead of trying to have a useful conversation.

That’s fine though, people are scared of things they don’t understand, that’s a well known fact.

Have fun falling behind

twix,

I dunno, been seeing quite a few posts from indieweb.social/ that do kind of give a bad impression…

LufyCZ,

Yeah, you hear about the things that go wrong and not about the ones that don’t.

I’m not saying everything is perfect, obviously it isn’t, but the people on here are talking about how incredibly shit it is without any redeeming qualities, which just simply isn’t true. It’s harder to prove a negative (that things aren’t bad), especially since nobody’s gonna write a “no protocol got hacked today, $x billion is safe” article.

twix,

My general problem with cryptocurrency is their environmental impact / resource usage compared to traditional payment systems.

LufyCZ,

It’s a problem that’s being solved. Bitcoin will probably suck in this regard forever, but Ethereum for example has migrated over to a much environmentally friendlier system.

Growing pains, but I think that we’re on a good path going forward.

ilovededyoupiggy, in Fitbit Clock Face
@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

AcesFullOfKings, (edited ) in Client did not pay?

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  • QuazarOmega,

    Well, he has his own villain backstory to justify that… he simply didn’t get paid

    lemann,

    Free real estate 😂

    relevants,

    While at the same time closing all PRs indiscriminately, even the ones that are just trying to update the repo from its decades old JavaScript syntax (and get support in the comments)

    kogasa,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    I hate adware and nagware, but I respect it here. From the get-go you know this is a space where this person gets paid. This is just an extension of that.

    merc, in what's the difference?

    A key difference:

    If you rely too much on PornHub, you’re never going to get fucked.

    If you rely too much on GitHub, you’re eventually going to get fucked.

    TragicNotCute, in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
    @TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

    We goof on this person, but in my experience this kind of shameless begging usually works to some degree.

    roofuskit,
    @roofuskit@lemmy.world avatar

    Which is why it should be reported.

    Honytawk,

    I’d go out of my way to give a negative review stating that they wanted to bribe me into giving a positive review.

    If multiple people did that, you’d see that nobody trusts the reviews anymore.

    peter,
    @peter@feddit.uk avatar

    Upvote my comment and I’ll upvote yours

    haui_lemmy,

    „Fake it til you make it“

    There is a debate to be had about how far this is morally acceptable. If you‘re trying to promote your nonprofit and ask friends to ask their friends to look at it I‘d say thats fine.

    But asking bluntly for fake reviews is not ok imo. I‘d report this person immediately. I‘d rather make a nice post on every social media platform that fits my topic and plainly ask folks for feedback. This just seems lazy and uninspired.

    But you do you.

    FMT99, in Bug Thread

    They missed “oh nevermind, I fixed it” without explaining how or ever commenting again.

    Artyom,

    <mod> marked this as resolved 3 months after last comment

    Sibbo,

    Here is a fix <broken link>

    marcos,

    That person isn’t welcome on the beach house.

    0110010001100010,
    @0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

    That person isn’t welcome on the beach house planet.

    FTFY

    porgamrer,

    Also somewhere in the middle:

    “There’s been no report of this for a while so we’re marking it resolved.”

    Mango,

    Or the “How dare you zombie a post this old!?”

    Ashelyn,

    But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

    ChapulinColorado,

    Developer1: @developer2: could you take a look, I know u know stuff about this.

    Developer2: can’t reproduce. Might be able to if I get the app logs in trace level, the blood of 3 dragons and a signed autograph of Michael Jordan’s third hello world program.

    User1: here are some other unrelated logs at info level only and nothing else.

    Git bot: clozed y’all.

    kamenlady,
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