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spacecowboy, in Duderon

How many times is this going to get reposted?

oKtosiTe,
@oKtosiTe@lemmy.world avatar

More often than a Starfleet captain giving an impassioned speech about doing the right thing.

At least twice for every Data head tilt.

I’ve heard that every time this is reposted Worf gets thrown across a room and Voyager gets a bonus torpedo.

Spot,
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I dunno. Hadn’t seen it here yet. Seen some stuff I already posted, reposted here before so never thought it mattered. Is there a limit? Did I break a rule?

spacecowboy,

No I don’t believe you broke a rule or anything, I was just being ornery. I feel as if I’ve seen it a dozen times in the last week.

Carry on!

Spot,
@Spot@startrek.website avatar

Sweet. Really, I may miss whole batches as sometimes they come so quick but, if I see something funny I feel like I gotta share it here so everyone gets the funny too.

agressivelyPassive,

It’s new to me.

fleabomber, in What women want
@fleabomber@lemmy.world avatar

Now do Picard.

flatplutosociety,
@flatplutosociety@lemmy.world avatar

God damn right I’ll do Picard.

possiblylinux127, in Who's on first?

What

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Classic Abbott and Costello act Who’s on First?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

yes, but who’s on second?

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

“I’m not asking you who’s on second.”

“Who’s on first!”

“I don’t know.”

(together) “Third base!”

Zorque,

I don't give a darn!

Pons_Aelius,

He's the short stop.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

First? Third? Second? … Does anybody here know Jive?

negativenull,
@negativenull@startrek.website avatar

No, What’s on second.
Who’s on first.
I don’t know is on third.

Dagwood222,

See that and raise you!

youtu.be/Mdqv5xIsFLM

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

“No, I don’t see The Band. That’s a different group entirely!”

https://media.tenor.com/gJVkUlSEBeEAAAAC/slappy-the-squirrel-pointing-in-face.gif

possiblylinux127,

No, whats is the name of the people I was referencing

M500, in P'takh means Girlfriend

Is there a source for this. I need this to be true!

Twipped,
@Twipped@artemis.camp avatar

Alas, it is not http://klingon.wiki/En/Anecdotes

There was an animated tv show that had this as a plot line, where an american man met a woman from japan. I can’t remember what show it was, though. Its a memory barely visible in the back of my brain.

TheOctonaut,

French and Portuguese are similar enough that you could make out what someone is saying.

Also, Star Trek is in English

moody,

Written, you could get a vague sense of what’s being said. Spoken, the two languages are absolutely not intelligible. You might pick up a couple of words that are close enough but definitely not enough to have anything close to a conversation.

Portuguese and Spanish are much closer in terms of intelligibility.

Draedron,

lol do you think it is shown in english everywhere?

EmpathicVagrant, in What is this, an Alamo for ants?

How would you even climb that, can they shrink down or is he thinking they’ll scan it into a holodeck program?

ValueSubtracted,
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I’ve somehow forgotten that there was a Magic School Bus episode of DS9?!

ValueSubtracted,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

Easily the, uh, biggest episode of the series!

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

O’Brien’s been about half a meter shorter ever since.

EmpathicVagrant,

Am I misremembering or didn’t they need an anomaly to do this?

ValueSubtracted,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

Well yes, but I’m sure they could reverse the polarity of something and make it happen.

EmpathicVagrant,

Honestly they could simulate it on the holodeck, using sensor data from the incident.

The holodeck was converting the energy when they were investing the one lab blowing up, so surely this means nearly any anomaly can have the same effect when simulated.

I need more.

OpenStars, in "Yes, Kirk had quite the reputation as a ladies' man-" "Not him..."
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

That gaze penetrates deep into your soul… and then the one behind that, and the one after that, and the one after that…:-P

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I traded a mule for that

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I saw this picture yesterday. I had nightmares all last night. Correlation…or causation!?:-P

GardenVarietyAnxiety, in What women want

Can confirm.

gravitas_deficiency,

Why ee double YEW.

mosiacmango, (edited )

Lets go fishing in the Q’ continuum.

Great fishing in the Q’ continuum.

matthewmercury,

Buncha degens from undiscovered country.

ValueSubtracted, in what a double-standard
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

Eddington was Canadian, though. We have no law to fit his crime.

BaronVonBort,

His greatest offense was quoting Les Miserables. Could have at least been original.

hexaflexagonbear, in What women want
@hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net avatar

Real women want both

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Boy do I have good news for real women

WhereGrapesMayRule, in Just a little bit

Shut up, Wesley! We must be circumspect with those who could visit genocide upon US with a thought. Also, don’t bring up how often I challenged Q when he could have done the same or I’ll just tell you to shut up again.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

COMPUTER TURN OFF THAT NOISE

charonn0, (edited ) in Have you been injured? Call Gowron Law.
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

I was framed for assassinating a politician and sent to Rura Penthe. Gowron got me $5,000!

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

$5,000

Surely you mean 5000 slips gold-pressed latinum?

charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

It’s an extraordinary example of Hodgkin’s Law of parallel planetary development that the Ferengi symbol for “bars of gold pressed latinum” is also the ancient Earth dollar sign.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Convenient!

dejected_warp_core,

sent to Rura Penthe

I have good news and bad news for you.

The good news is: Since you now live at Rura Penthe, Gowron Law can represent you for your new Mesothelioma suit.

samus12345, in It's big! It's heavy! It's wood!
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

By Blammo!

Stanwich,

It’s better then bad, it’s good.

Anticorp, in What part of this are you not understanding, Beverly?

Jadzia, because she’s awesome.

klemptor,

Jadzia can save her own self though because she’s a badass. Porthos is a helpless lil doggo.

elslide,

someone should have told Worf this

Jaccident,

Porthos made it to the end of his series, meanwhile Jadzia…

Anticorp,

QQ

Telodzrum,

Technically, since the last episode takes place on the holodeck centuries after the events of ENT no one in made it to the end of the series.

Jaccident,

Sad point, well put.

wizzor,

Am I a weirdo for liking Ezri?

Anticorp,

No, Ezri is cool too.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I like both Ezri and Jadzia, but Rick Berman did Terry Ferrell dirty and that’s the only reason we had Ezri. So I like Ezri, but there never should have been an Ezri.

Blue_Morpho,

She wanted to be on Becker so it was her fault. Berman could have been nice and written her into fewer episodes. But it was her moving to a major network show that killed her off.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

She wanted to be on Becker after years of being treated like shit by Berman.

Blue_Morpho,

Yeah Berman was a misogynistic jerk but she wanted out to go to Becker.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I get that. What I’m saying is that she wanted to go to Becker because Berman was a jerk.

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Becker was a high profile major network show which would have gone along with a major salary increase. If she really wanted to leave, she wouldn’t have ask to stay but written out of more episodes so as to not conflict with her Becker schedule.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“The problems with my leaving were with Rick Berman. In my opinion, he’s just very misogynistic. He’d comment on your bra size not being voluptuous. His secretary had a 36C or something like that, and he would say something about, ‘Well, you’re just, like, flat. Look at Christine over there. She has the perfect breasts right there,’” revealed Farrell.

“And then I had to go into his office. Michael Piller didn’t care about those things, so he wasn’t there when you were having all of these crazy fittings with Rick Berman criticizing your hair or how big your breasts were or weren’t. That stuff was so intense, especially the first couple of years,” she added.

cheatsheet.com/…/star-trek-ds9-why-terry-farrell-…

wizzor,

Well, he sounds like a right arsehole.

Blue_Morpho,

Like I said, he was a misogynistic jerk. But if she was so keen on leaving she wouldn’t have asked for stories to be re-written so she could stay on ds9 while doing Becker.

maegul,
@maegul@lemmy.ml avatar

I was always under the impression that he sucked and was lucky to have had M Piller and J Taylor to find the soul of TNG era trek (ENT is what happened when they both left).

But I did not know this. JFC. Fuck that guy.

noraa_r,

He was also a jerk to (at least) Denise Crosby as well. Rick Berman posted on Twitter X a number of years ago with a pic of Tasha’s com badge stating Tasha’s com-badge. Denise gave it to me after her last day of shooting on SKIN OF EVIL. It’s been on my desk for nearly 31 years.

Seemed like a really nice little story/memory. Unfortunately, it wasn’t true at all. Denise responded Oh friend, my final scene on @StarTrek was not in SKIN OF EVIL but SYMBIOSIS which was filmed out of order. You came to the set to thank me and brought a cake, then ceremoniously ripped off my Communicator badge saying “you won’t be needing this anymore.” Don’t remember?

She later backed down from the comment (saying it was a joke b/w friends), but she had given an interview to TrekCore a good 10 years ago basically saying the same thing - that Berman ripped the com badge off her uniform, and that she was expecting him to rip off the rank pips next. Maybe it was a joke on his part? But even still, kinda of a dick thing to do.

maegul,
@maegul@lemmy.ml avatar

Yea I buy that.

TheGrandNagus,

I like Ezri. It was somewhat crazy to me that they never originally intended on killing her off to begin with.

Like, they created a race that can (sort of) Doctor Who style turn into a brand new person, and their plan was to never utilise that beyond one season 1 episode where someone steals the Dax symbiote?

That’s crazy to me. Don’t get me wrong, they did utilise the “I have multiple lifetimes of experience” aspect, but never intending to give her a new character was a little odd.

I really liked Ezri. It’s just really unfortunate what happened to Terry Farrell that made it happen.

noraa_r,

As far as I remember, I don’t think we were ever told how long a symbiote can live for, as such it’d be kinda cool for a Dax to show up in the final season of DISCO. I highly doubt that will happen, but it’d be cool :)

TheGrandNagus, (edited ) in Just a little bit

Genocide requires intent. Whereas this alien just had a fleeting moment of anger at the time of his wife being murdered.

Can he really be tried for genocide? It’s hard to say, but I’d say not. We all have dark intrusive thoughts, and in this instance it had disastrous consequences.

It’s all moot anyway. If you have no means or intention to enforce a law, does it really exist?

gbuttersnaps,

Second degree species slaughter

JAM,

The heat-of-passion is something to argue to mitigate culpability. Yes, he killed an entire species, and wasn’t exactly justified, but his emotions and passions were inflamed by the aliens murdering his wife making his actions involuntary.

TheGrandNagus,

Yeah but we aren’t talking heat-of-the-moment shoving someone into traffic during a bar fight, we’re talking heat-of-the-moment naughty thought during an aerial bombardment from a hostile force where his wife was killed.

cholesterol,

Ah, a heated gaming moment. We’ve all been there.

Samy,

That’s why manslaughter is different than murder

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Genocide requires intent.

Is that actually, legally, true?

In other words, does the word identify the cause, or the effect?

Can he really be tried for genocide? It’s hard to say, but I’d say not.

How so? The facts seem self-evident.

It’s all moot anyway. If you have no means or intention to enforce a law, does it really exist?

You can still classify someone though in such a way, in hopes that in some future time you can enforce the law on them, having being previously judged as a criminal.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Yes, genocide is intentional, it’s in the definition.

TheGrandNagus,

Genocide does require intent, yes.

flicker, in CALL NOW!

I’m so glad they’re getting the attention they deserve. When Q turned me into a turkey sandwich, I was no longer able to work. They helped me get the settlement I deserved from the Federation, who knew that running into Q was a possibility, and did not disclose that risk to me.

possiblylinux127,

On a different note, how is it possible to exist as a sandwich or a microbe. I can kind of see how a Q could exist as a human or dog but anything below that is confusing.

Also I assume that a Q exists outside time and space and is just controlling a puppet they created.

weariedfae,

Pretty sure I just woke the house up by cackling at your comment. Chefs kiss.

flicker,

Space OSHA reminds you that any ship that might attract Q should have high visibility DANGEROUS placards prominently displayed before getting underway!

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