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Linkerbaan, in i <3 statistics
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Shall we fix our extreme pollution pattern to be ecologically sustainable and embrace renewable energy?

Wait what about just throwing humans into a meat grinder!

overzeetop,
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Por que no los dos?

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in i <3 statistics

Trees are actually oxygen neutral for most of their lives, their main purpose is in sequestering carbon.

paddirn, in i <3 statistics

Good Guy Putin sending waves of Russians to die in Ukraine was just trying to help the environment all along.

YeetPics, in i <3 statistics
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Climate Refugee is confused!

It saved oxygen in it’s confusion.

fossphi, in This is too real

5/6, not bad

niktemadur, in help

What the hell is that supposed to be, a Klein Torus?

beebers,
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Yes, someone please help. Confused minds want to know! (Me, I’m the confused mind)

ininewcrow,
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This what happens to my duvet at 3am when I wake up and the cover has misaligned with the duvet and my foot is wrapped up with the cover and around my leg and my body is now in full alarm mode as it tries to untangle itself and wake up my brain in panic mode

Leate_Wonceslace,
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I think it’s just a less illustrative way of rendering a Klein Bottle, yes.

troyunrau, in we got a little something for everyone on this bus
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This bus even has seatbelts. For the HSE committee members of the geo community.

MisterD, in i <3 statistics

Or kill a billionaire

GBU_28,

What about a billion which includes all billionaires

lorez,

Do we have a billion billionaires? I don’t think so.

GBU_28,

No, the set would include them

HerbalGamer,
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Let’s just start with the billionaires, see how far we get and reassess as needed?

GBU_28,

Let’s go for 2 now

lorez,

Roger roger

weariedfae, in we got a little something for everyone on this bus

Pffffft everyone I know would be snapping their neck back and forth to look at both. Including, dangerously, the driver lol.

HootinNHollerin, in i <3 statistics
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Don’t give tankies and the far right any ideas

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

It’s fine, the far right doesn’t believe in climate change and tankies can’t find their way out of their basement.

GBU_28,

Or as they would call it: their “reeducation chamber”

weariedfae, in peer review

This image is missing the thousands of dollars in fees shakedown at the end.

RealFknNito, in i <3 statistics
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Israel’s new propaganda wave: “We’re just environmentalists.”

idunnololz, in i <3 statistics
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PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Is thats why the tesla autopilot is that bad?

Because the AI gets rid of the polluting factor?

Gymcap, (edited ) in i <3 statistics

To take it seriously:
No it wouldn’t; time exists.

edinbruh, in i <3 statistics

I feel like this argument is way too imprecise, to the point of being basically untrue. That’s probably based on the average emissions or something like that, but people are not the same and “emission responsibility” is wildly different.

Imagine killing 34k exploited African people, the world’s climate won’t even notice that. On the other hand, killing 34k middle class Americans or Europeans would probably be a little more effective, but still won’t fix anything. Now, killing 34k high-profile megacorp executives would definitely be much more effective, but would also collapse some economies, leading to various climate unfriendly events (like riots, war and shit).

But the simplest empirical evidence is: COVID killed 6 million people and the climate is still shit.

Source: I made it the fuck up, I’m talking out of my ass

Risk,

The meme is about saving oxygen, not reducing CO² emissions.

Ultraviolet,

Which is even further off because that’s not the problem.

Risk,

It’s a meme ffs.

hglman,

Interestingly, every CO^2 molecule consumed 2 oxygen molecules from the atmosphere. CO^2 emissions are the cause of the loss of oxygen.

jol,

Planting 20 million trees wouldn’t have much of an effect on the climate. Definitely not for the next 10 years.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Hemp/ Cannibis/ Marijuana are the best crops for carbon capture. Not only do they store 80%+ of the carbon in their roots, one acre of hemp will capture 10 times the amount of carbon as one acre of trees, provided the hemp is harvested at least once a year, and the roots are stored at the bottom of the ocean or something. You can harvest that acre up to 4 times a year in some parts of the world, and hemp can be used for food, fuel, clothing, rope, paper, shelter, concrete, and a ton of other stuff.

Akasazh,
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I kind of appreciate your sourcing. The same citation is used by many, without disclosure.

littlebluespark, (edited )
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Ayy, you had me at “killing 34k high-profile megacorp executives”. 🤌🏼 Got a newsletter?

hglman,

The 34k wealthiest ppl in the world emit more than 3,200,000,000 average people.

oxfam.org/…/billionaire-emits-million-times-more-…

edinbruh,

It looks like my ass is very knowledgeable. Definitely a good source

littlebluespark,
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Do you have long horns and an average testosterone level of 2.7 ng/ml?

AngryCommieKender,

What is this a reference to?

littlebluespark,
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Bulls, implying that their ass “is a good source” for bullshit. 🤓

HerbalGamer,
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well well well

Pipoca,

Bullshit.

The investments of just 125 billionaires emit 393 million tonnes of CO2e each year – the equivalent of France – at an individual annual average that is a million times higher than someone in the bottom 90 percent of humanity.

That is to say, if you multiply the emissions of the gasoline sold by ExxonMobil by whatever percentage of ExxonMobile that’s in Bill Gate’s portfolio, you get an absolutely ridiculous emissions number.

But that seems to assume that if it weren’t for those dastardly billionaires investing in oil companies, we’d all be living in 10-minute cities with incredible subways connected by high speed rail, powered entirely by renewables, and heated by geothermal heat pumps. And I honestly don’t beleive that.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Considering that the oil companies bought up the trolley companies, and shut them down, I would argue that without those particular billionaires, we would still be building walkable cities the way we did for centuries, until they decided that cars should be essential, but a luxury at the same time.

Edit: this is specifically applicable to the US

Pipoca,

Sure - blame Rockefeller, Henry Ford, etc. for that. Also e.g. Robert Moses, not that he was a billionaire. But they’re all dead. They’ve been dead.

Is America’s suburban sprawl the fault of Bill Gates in particular? Or Bezos, Musk, or Dell?

AngryCommieKender,

Do they have any investments in the oil sectors? And Musk is absolutely trying to keep cars and kill mass transit. He admitted it. Bezos definitely has invested in making our cities the unwalkable hell scape that the oil companies started.

hglman,

Are you not responsible for the things you own?

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