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PoisonedPrisonPanda, in It can be shown that...

I know its all fun and alike.

But please, please get your shit together.

We as people have to do better science.

So many papers and “research” nowadays are just a shitshow of words which chatgpt will make even worse.

Anal_Fornicator_, in Double-slit

More like double-slut lmao

Jaysyn, in Remove all barriers in the way of science
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Love it, doubly so since it has a raven on it.

New desktop after I run it thru Upscayl.

david, in fucking fool

When you find out about Dunning-Kruger and realise that that’s why everyone else in the world is so stupid apart from you.

Conradfart,

Unlike most people, I see what you did there.

sharkfucker420,
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I sometimes genuinely expect people to know “basic quantum mechanics” and I’ll start ranting about it as if they have some background knowledge and then my roommate looks at me like I’m crazy.

Dr_Cog,
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I do the same with psychology. Except it’s worse because people think they DO know psychology when they absolutely don’t

sharkfucker420,
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I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with people pretending to know physics that often. Usually I just get “why the fuck did you major in physics” and then I go cry

starman2112,
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The funniest part of this comment to me is that it could be said unironically either by someone educated in college or on tiktok

I sometimes expect people to know “basic physics,” which is apparently a bit much to ask sometimes. I don’t mean having a firm grasp on what e=mc² actually means, I don’t even have that. I’m talking about a firm grasp on energy simply being the capacity to do work, and the basic fact that there is no free energy device.

No, you cannot charge an electric car while it’s driving by putting wind turbines on it. No, you cannot use gear ratios to achieve overunity. No, magnets can’t solve the problem either.

PS, if you firmly believe that crystals vibrate on higher frequencies (eta: and that vibration can somehow heal you or something), but can’t describe what frequency amethyst vibrates at in hertz, you are what Dunning and Kruger set out to study

starman2112,
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I got curious, so I googled it. There’s a company that sells amethyst that claims it vibrates at 32,876 Hz. They do not describe anything about the physical characteristics of the particular rock they measured, which would have an impact on the frequency at which it vibrates.

Another source claims amethyst resonates with the Crown chakra, which has a frequency of 768 Hz. They do not explain how they derived this frequency. 32,876 is not a multiple of 768, and would not resonate with something that vibrates at that frequency.

Yet another source claims that amethyst vibrates at 963 Hz. It does not list any physical characteristics of the rock they measured, and this is not a multiple of either of the other numbers.

Credit to Beadworks Philadelphia for explaining that different objects have different resonant frequencies, even if they’re made of the same material! Unfortunately, that credit is revoked because they immediately claim that amethyst crystals can cure or treat medical conditions. Shame.

emergencyfood,

if you firmly believe that crystals vibrate on higher frequencies, but can’t describe what frequency amethyst vibrates at in hertz

I’m not a physicist, but I think crystals can vibrate at a fixed frequency? Isn’t that how quartz watches work?

starman2112,
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Yes and no. The quartz in watches needs to be tuned to a specific frequency. They do this by either adding material or taking some away, just like a normal tuning fork. Here’s a video explaining it better than I possibly can, and it’s Steve Mould, so you know it’s worth the watch

EpeeGnome,

A crystal’s resonant frequency is determined by its size and shape as well as it’s material. The quartz crystals used in watches and other precision crystal oscillators are machined very exactly. Even then it’s not that they can’t vibrate at other frequencies, they’re just not good at it.

Endorkend,
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"You ever notice how stupid the average person is? Now realize that half of them are dumber than that!"

Aurenkin, in What is gravity?

Damn, this meme has some weight to it

otp, in #science

"I already knew that, did we even need a study for this?"

  • Someone who accidentally stumbled upon a post in a science community and doesn’t get science.
davehat, in Planck

So not a constant then?

OpenStars, in #science
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Next study: overturns results of previous study, under different conditions.

Next study: reaffirms results of first study, and finds that the authors of the second study are dumbasses.

Next study: no u r, but what am I?

Fortunately, despite being done by flawed human beings, science usually manages to finds its way to Truth in the end regardless, it’s really quite astonishing how well that works.

WashedOver, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.
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They missed using Access incorrectly with too many users and too large of a database.

Sphks, in #science
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Where can I read these dumb nerd shit. Now I want to read it.

SanndyTheManndy, in Magic π

I memorized it to a hundred digits for a bet so I’m set for life.

charlytune, in Zoomers will be in grad school soon.

I’m getting spork vibes. Nothing is new. This too shall come to pass.

Usernamealreadyinuse, in Zoomers will be in grad school soon.

Wut? Do i have a stroke? Because i dont understand a word…

kbal,
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That's because you're just far too old, and not down with the zoomers and their extremely flurgid memes. Or possibly you're not a paleontology enjoyer.

lugal, in Zoomers will be in grad school soon.

This is more like generation alpha, isn’t it? From my experience, that’s the most useless generation so far and I say it about every generation younger than me

fossilesque,
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It evens out with age, it’s alright.

lugal,

Not in my experience. My 3 years old nieces doesn’t contribute more to society today than she did last year. I admit it’s kind of true for GenZ but not even all of them. GenA on the other hand is a whole different story

Kuori, in Let's goooooo
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wildly based science posting rat-salute

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