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No long-term side effects from getting covid twice, my endurance didn't really change after I got better but it was kind of depressed for a week or so afterwards, and my sense of taste was gone for about 3 or 4 days.

Other than that, my dad got it once and now he's not alive anymore, so get your booster shots and mask if you want to.

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Okay, I will pay you $100 for every 200 dollars you pick up out of this infinite pile and turn into $100 bills.

Now it won't drive me insane at all, and you can get as rich as you want to be.

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Don't act like the quality of humanity couldn't be dramatically improved by eliminating the 250,000 worst of us.

Rapists, murderers, evil billionaires, corrupt politicians, shitty bosses, manipulative assholes and general dickheads of all races, creed, and gender, honestly 250,000 may not be enough but it would be a good start.

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Not bad. Couple of you fucks would be ackacked into non-existence but 99.997% of you would be alright.

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And if you're truly worried about making sure that you have minimal nutrition to survive on, that is literally the thing that multivitamins were invented to address.

Sure, you won't be living your absolute maximum healthiest lifestyle by doing this but if you've got to get through a couple of tight months this is the way to do it. The Dollar tree sells multivitamins. $1.25 for a month supply is not hopefully going to break the bank.

Bizarroland,
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Cheese has fat in it, it is basically congealed milk fat after all.

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Be right back, waiting 10,000 days before I buy that house

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You know how I know I've gotten better at using linux?

I saw the command and read it and figured out what it was although I've never been exposed to a fork bomb before in my life.

I was like okay, this is an empty function that calls itself and then pipes itself back into itself? What the hell is going on?

I will say that whoever invented this is definitely getting fucked by roko's basilisk, though. The minute they thought of this it was too late for them.

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Sudo fuck my system. There. Got it.

Honestly - How much will you sacrifice for a better world?

Confronted with the likelihood that we cannot achieve climate goals, confront socioeconomic inequality, and ultimately build a better world without significant personal sacrifice: How much are you personally capable and willing to lose? I mean this in the most earnest way possible. Acknowledging the likely possibility of working...

Bizarroland,
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We can do it as an arts and crafts project for our YouTube channels

Bizarroland,
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Yez, iz very nice

Bizarroland,
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I'm frequently accused of being a white person by people who are looking directly at me and seeing my tan skin and my shoulder blade length dark brown hair.

And I don't really know what to say. Like, thank you for letting me enjoy the white privilege card, but it doesn't really do me any favors because in most areas the native American privilege card outweighs the white privilege card.

On the other hand, I am occasionally accused of being a Mexican even though I'm 6 ft 1 and speak very fluent English without a identifiable accent.

And old people have handed me things written in Spanish and asked me to translate it for them because it's my native language and it's fucking not, but then, since I can usually figure out what written Spanish means I still tell them the answer but I feel weird about it and I don't want to be made to feel that way.

Bizarroland,
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Imagine that you're starting now.

The universe was created as-is, ex nihilo, 5 minutes ago.

What can you do to make your life better?

Not a lot. Some things, but not a lot.

Bizarroland,
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So my question is, if synthol is usable for semi-permanent or permanent filler material, why don't more people use it for boob jobs?

Bizarroland,
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Kick one of the tiny horses in the leg, breaking it instantly and forcing the larger horse to stop and shoot themselves in the foot to put that foot out of its misery.

While that's going on, I make my escape.

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You also have to remember to put the +C at the end

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Are there any good privacy focused voice to text keyboards? Or do I need to run whisper on a private server to do that?

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I don't know, the shoes are pretty tempting. I can Sprint at about 10 miles an hour for about 30 seconds right now. Multiplying those by 5 would let me Sprint at 50 miles an hour for two and a half minutes.

I would be the closest thing the real world has to having the flash, or you know kind of like an overweight Sonic the hedgehog

Bizarroland,
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Literally. I saw the title, thought it was interesting, tried to read it, found out it was not interesting unless you're a boy scout or you really like the Foxfire series.

Bizarroland,
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I have this book.

The only good thing about it is the title

Switching to Debian on my gaming pc

Hello everyone - I have been wanting to ditch windows on my gaming pc for a while now, and since I have recently finished a large project, I now have the free time to switch. I am relatively comfortable with Debian having used it for a while on my web server as well as school laptop, but I am concerned about using it on my...

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The only issue that I have with pop OS is that it seems unnecessarily slow at times.

I'm running a Lenovo legion 5 with a 10750x, 32 gigs of ram, and a 2060 in it and sometimes it would feel a full second between when I click the button and when something happens.

Fedora was a little bit better about that, but I don't use that because of the weird politics surrounding Fedora right now.

Now I'm on a mint cinnamon and it's actually pretty good, although I have yet to try playing any games from steam on it.

The other issues I have is that Fedora would keep my Bluetooth speakers connected between reboots but both pop OS and Linux cinnamon require that I manually reconnect every time.

Bizarroland,
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Honey, if I ever go bald would you donate some of those pussy hairs for the top of my head?

They're so long and luxurious

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Dad, why is the secret service here?

Don't worry about it son, there was a little mishap and your mom shat the president.

Next thing you know thanks to a series of unfortunate misunderstandings and accordimg to Amazon a "malfunctioning Alexa" we had to get the federal government involved.

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This one crosses my mind randomly all of the time. That and the record speed one.

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Until people develop a workable alternative, all this narrative does is annoy people who have no choice but to use cars.

When electric buses start making round trips from every main city to every suburb on a set reliable and convenience schedule, then you can start shaming people for having to drive a car.

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