Dkarma

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Dkarma,

Yikes.

Dkarma,

Mitch hedberg was funnier and punched up…at ducks.

Dkarma,

I had a buddy who never wore pants even in 20 below temps all through school.

Dkarma,

But it does mean they shouldn’t be taken seriously for any kind of health related advice in general.

Dkarma,

C’mon that’s not fair. Conservatives would always rather have their kids dead than literate. It’s supposed to be a hard choice for them.

How about. Wear a rainbow Speedo or drink bud light.

Now there’s a right wing conundrum.

Dkarma,

This post has so much BDE.

Incredibly based.

Dkarma,

I’ve watched the video in question.
That guy is just a dumb dick

Dkarma,

I was happy for you until that last line…oof.

Dkarma,

To eat

Dkarma,

Nah. The distances are too vast. Even if you could touch 1/4 of light speed then that means to get anywhere you take light years and x4 and you start to see the issue.

Then there’s the time dilation thing. Suppose you do see some evidence…so u fly towards it. Only in the time it takes u to get there the civ is gone.

Dkarma,

I love telling boomers how easy their lives were and how they didn’t need to work half as hard as today’s youth.

Dkarma,

Yeah but the ones u get from a dollar store

Dkarma,

I’m loving the free $5000 they put on my microchip every month tho, ngl.

Dkarma,

Adventurous housewifeicus

Dkarma,

It’s a white hole. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Dkarma,

We don’t call it kraft. It’s just Mac and cheese. Fuck Robert kraft.

Dkarma,

It’s easier to just say they’re stupid.

Dkarma,

Bible says at first breath. You’re wrong.

Dkarma,

This is my new fav pick up line.

Dkarma,

Ngl this is one of the best poke n stick tats I’ve seen.

Dkarma,

Christians waiting for jeebus

Dkarma,

Strong Debbie delight vibes

Dkarma,

False, this is obviously a lensing effect like when satellites look at black holes.

Dkarma,

Yes but you have to do it while balancing on a teeter totter

Dkarma,

I had a cat who was scared of my hamster once. That was pretty hilarious.

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