Empricorn

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Empricorn,

Linux is great, but Windows likes to fuck up the boot process. Install Linux first, then install Windows on a separate hard drive.

Empricorn,

My eyes don’t both face the same direction.

Empricorn,

Chad response.

Empricorn, (edited )

“neighbor hand”? That’s definitely a typo…

Nope, I’m the one who skimmed too quickly…

Empricorn,

You’re obviously right, but there should be a hyphen there.

Empricorn,

That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got…

Empricorn,

I don’t think they told “a joke”, nor intended to. This was a humorous exchange as well as a commentary on human nature. My day is better for having read it.

Bill Watterson is one of the greatest comic artists ever, and even he said (paraphrased) “I enjoy a funny conversation more than just one punchline”.

Another great person, Empricorn said “let people enjoy what they like”.

Empricorn,

Giving you the benefit of the doubt, how is this an ‘L’ for Linux?

Of course you’re allowed to not like Linux enthusiasts; like any hardcore dedicated group, they can be intense and uncompromising… But that has nothing to do with this.

Empricorn,

I’d ask who tf that is, but I’m worried you’d tell me.

Empricorn,

Ah yes, The Far Side, where Snoopy’s boss is always on his case, and he and his pet stuffed tiger really hate Mondays…

Empricorn,

How would you even know??

Empricorn,

A real golden man would wrench his legs up and back over his shoulders… You have to commit!

Empricorn,

Councilman Clements eventually ran out of his nine lives after he was defeated in a landslide in November’s election.

Yeah, man. The Internet loves cats.

Empricorn,

If they’re stealing heavy things, they’re a shitty thief!

(Seriously though: if you’re going to steal, do it from large, company-owned places, etc. Don’t prey upon struggling people or small businesses.)

Empricorn,

Haha, no edit needed; I can take it! I was thinking “so he’s their inside man now, in a bigger heist? Or maybe it’s commentary on wage-theft and low wages from big banks…”

Empricorn,

I don’t get it.

Empricorn,

And unseasoned pillows!

Empricorn,

Found my cat when she jumped on the hood of my car after I parked! Saw this friendly thing several times, and neighbors said she was just a stray. When the nights got colder, I would let her come inside when I came home, but let her out again the next morning, when it was warmer. Eventually, I got a litter box and stopped letting her outside… She knew what she was doing!

Empricorn, (edited )

It’s a safety grip so you don’t drop them. “7 on the kitty, one in the shitty.”

Empricorn, (edited )

Uh, they’re obviously a sticky note. Duh…

Empricorn, (edited )

It’s obviously “sox”.

Empricorn,

Moving to an entirely different operating system is a big step just to… end up with closed, proprietary software and spyware again.

Empricorn,

That’s true. It also has nothing to do with the topic: only shuffling recent songs (allegedly). The title has more info than the meme image.

Empricorn,

Stardew Valley

Empricorn,

Can someone translate for those of us on the other side of the pond…?

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