Empricorn

@Empricorn@feddit.nl

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Empricorn, (edited )

I believe you and no offense, but damn, they weren’t kidding:

  • Cinnamon – A Delightfully Familiar Desktop
  • User-Focused Simplicity
  • Robust Performance and Stability
  • A Wealth of Applications and Software
  • Community Support and Security

(I realize you’re probably just a passionate fan, and I use Mint as well)

Empricorn,

What an interesting response! I was not annoyed and it was not boring. Maybe you’re just listening to the opinions of bad people…?

Empricorn,

Eww, I don’t want to be touching great-uncle Harvey!

Empricorn,

You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.

deleted_by_moderator

  • Loading...
  • Empricorn,

    You know porn isn’t real, right? The backstory, the relationship, the plot, the aftermath… it’s all fiction. Fast forward or mute if it bothers you.

    Also, try using asterisks for bullet points on Markdown sites like Lemmy or Reddit. “* point” becomes:

    • point 1
    • point 2
    • point 3
    Empricorn,

    Did… Did you create Bill Gates and Windows??

    Empricorn,

    Fucking toilets, how do they work?

    Empricorn,

    However, if it’s checkered white and black, go to an exorcist.

    Empricorn,

    Wow! Those are some better-looking drivers! But damn these electric sex pants!

    Empricorn,

    Thank you! Wish my last girlfriend understood this.

    I could pay for her, but I couldn’t afford her…

    Empricorn,

    Compared to Microsoft, they’re… both bad.

    Empricorn,

    I’ve got a wicked scar on my right hand that can attest to that! I was riding my bike home from my supermarket job as a teenager without a light… While holding my Sobe drink in my hand… I didn’t see a retaining wall log that had fallen down onto the sidewalk so I hit it, tire-first. I flew over the handlebars and my hand landed on the bottle as it broke. Severed a nerve in the hand and damn-near hit an artery. Surgery to repair that, and I still have some numbness in it. Live and learn, but I’ll always think of that when someone mentions Sobe!

    Empricorn,

    Okay, okay! They can have my wallet and social security number! Sheesh…

    Empricorn,

    It’s difficult watching other people live out your dreams. ☹️

    Empricorn,

    All I know is my gut says “maybe”.

    Empricorn,

    Which is honestly their job, their entire corporate existence! My engineer friend would get mad at all the ISPs for every single thing they did that was not related to the service. “Why are they spending time and money lobbying!?” “Why are they paying to put apps on my phone!?” “Why are they treating different types of content differently, their entire purpose is to be a pipe of connectivity!” And you know what? He’s right…

    Empricorn,

    Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t… Fuckin way she goes…

    Empricorn,

    Sorry. Meant to say “It’s French for hello, I’m a dumbass”

    Empricorn,

    I mean, they’re complaining about something in Windows. So without the disclaimer they’re guaranteed 20 comments saying to just use Linux.

    Empricorn,

    There’s nothing wrong with boundless optimism or even expecting that everything will go perfectly.

    But what helped me was someone else with anxiety saying that if you always imagine the worst possible scenario and its fallout, you also have to be fair and recognize that it’s equally likely that the best scenario plays out! That’s not just being fair to yourself, that’s probability!

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #