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FlyingSquid, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Spread the word!
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But I don’t like bourbon.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Trust the leprechauns
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This kid is going places.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
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FlyingSquid, to memes in Spices too
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My mother does not like onions.

I am glad I did not inherit that horrific genetic abnormality.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot
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FlyingSquid, to asklemmy in So is the US slipping into Civil War?
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I said this in another thread-

Most Americans aren’t interested or even capable of fighting in a civil war. When you live paycheck-to-paycheck, you’re not going to abandon your family to fight on the front lines.

And a huge percentage of Americans live paycheck-to-paycheck.

Texas would have to have a draft.

Good luck with that.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in 2.5 hrs of silence occasionally broken by a falling metal pipe
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Reminds me of the Annoy-O-Tron that Think Geek used to sell. You would hide it somewhere and it would emit a beep at a random interval.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd6dafcd-41c6-4899-a489-6fdb4639832f.png

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in You Are
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World War III will be the ultimate expression of communism. After all, it will be the end of capitalism when we all go together when we go.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
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I don’t know who runs the Jerusalem Post, but they are constantly measuring asteroids passing near Earth against ridiculous things.

182 beavers - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-754217

100 hot dogs - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-749385

48 eggplants - www.jpost.com/science/article-740160

6 Darth Vaders (on Star Wars Day) - www.jpost.com/science/article-741979

That’s just a sample. They do it all the time.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in Sleeping position
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You know what’s fun? The post-surgery “you always sleep on this side? Learn to sleep on the other one because you’re going to be this way for weeks, motherfucker” sleeping position.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Pro gamer moves
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This is one of the advantages of having a queer daughter. Once she moves out, we can get busy all we want and not have to worry about grandkids (probably).

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in Dress by Pizzacakecomic
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I don’t know anything about this Pizzacake person, but I don’t think this specific comic is any worse than the average newspaper gag strip, except they wouldn’t tackle a subject like this. It didn’t make me laugh, but I also wouldn’t call it awful. I’d definitely read this over literally any Dilbert strip ever.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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