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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Yeah that was, uh, 15 for me. Turn me back into my parents’ imagination!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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They used to be. Now everyone drives their kids to school for reasons.

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It’s our fault for not sharing our first artificial moon

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So you want spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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The Calhoun solution? Throw a bald cancerous kid in the simulator?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I bet this dude doesn’t even create a universe to make a pie.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Dude you’re gonna be really disappointed when you finally see a real boner

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I mean, you jump off one cliff and it’s fun and suddenly your body thinks all that dangerous deadly shit is gonna be wild I dunno that’s how it started with me. Now all the cliffs look fun even if there isn’t a safe landing spot unders and all the voids start looking more and more exciting. Go fig.

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I mean that’s why we’re baking for Prue. Whichever we get to she’s happy

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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YOUR SHUTTLECRAFT HAS BEEN CRUSHED INTO A CUBE

YOU HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO MOVE YOUR CUBE

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I’m starting to feel limited at two monitors and I think I have a problem. I don’t even know what I’d use #3 for yet, I just would like to have options.

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Twenty years ago my word was a finalist for the OED or Merriam Webster I forget which new word of the year. I probably peaked then.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
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I grew up in a house with cats that like to unroll the TP. Even though the current batch don’t, it’s just ingrained in me now to hang the TP opposite so they can’t play.

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Yes all three comments I can find on the only post about Minnesota seem to be mentioning it. I also never lie.

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How can you leave out 76, 183, 223, or 253?

[Question] Are you cooking something other than turkey for Thanksgiving?

My wife and I rarely cook turkey for Thanksgiving. This year we’re coming Cornish hens. In previous years we’ve cooked duck, leg of lamb, and rib roast. It’s not that we don’t like turkey, but there are lots of other things that I think I’d prefer eating....

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
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Oh just the usual. I’m allergic to poultry so we just find some good pork. Do the stuffing with better than bouillon veggie broth, I just made way too much cranberry last night (you can never have too much cranberry it’ll last three days) I think we only have three kinds of potato this year

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“these goddamn humans look what happens when you forget to get em fixed”

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