Imgonnatrythis

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Imgonnatrythis,

Literally no reason not to drive on the right side of the street as well but maybe it does matter where you are.

Imgonnatrythis,

I for one want to be in compliance. Here is my IP, I checked it in Microsoft windows so it is correct. 192.168.0.1

Text me at that IP if I need to pay a fine or if I need to go to my local jail. Thanks guys, I’m sorry I pirated and I will re upload all the movie films that I downloaded to try to make this right.

Imgonnatrythis,

Joke’s on you though, with doordash you still have to tip at the time the order is placed.

Imgonnatrythis,

Any discussion on search on Lemmy will bring up Kagi as it has been here already. I will just mention that. A. You can cheat and just keep using a bunch of email accounts to get free trials from them B. If you do that long enough you’ll realize their 300 search plan is pretty fair and having saved preferences is worth a membership and they have an option where you can use crypto to pay your fees and remain anonymous (this is very important to me as the only thing more evil than Google would be to have all your search data, your full name and your credit card info - I strongly recommend the crypto pay option and create a dedicated email address. For Kagi membership).

Imgonnatrythis,

Sooo, How was it?

Imgonnatrythis,

Imagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. Maybe one where you get a little exercise or create something useful or beautiful. Ever tried knitting? It’s more bad ass than pointing and pulling triggers.

Imgonnatrythis,

Try how that feels? Almost all sites have sample content. I think what you are asking is to spend a weekend with some Jergens and torrents are best for that but yeah this is a heavily monitized niche still, free content is a little limited.

Imgonnatrythis,

Bup Bup bups bounce

Imgonnatrythis,

Here’s a tip, all yoga does this.

Imgonnatrythis,

Prefer to ask everyone around me if it’s ok to touch their boobs since we are likely going to die soon anyway.

Imgonnatrythis,

Grew up in the western education system and this is the kind of stuff they censored us from. Fascinating.

Imgonnatrythis,

Especially the old barefoot dude. Can’t believe the hostess let these flip flop mofos in but barefoot smelly old guy - cmon.

Imgonnatrythis,

Prolly just ironed it first.

Imgonnatrythis,

Full circle since I Rember reading that blink got started telling schools they wanted to play concerts in gymnasiums to spread a positive Christian message.

Imgonnatrythis,

Fuck it’s hard to keep up with modern medicine. Here I am like a fool still drinking bleach.

Imgonnatrythis,

You can stop your mom from seeding on qbitorrent but I’m still gonna seed her.

Imgonnatrythis,

It takes three times longer to open a dog poop bag when you are out in the cold and can’t even feel your damn finger tips.

Imgonnatrythis,

All I really want to know about is that haircut.

Imgonnatrythis,

I pulled a piece of steak out of my dog’s mouth once except after I got it out of his mouth it wasn’t steak, it was a pad that looked precisely like this. I wish I had enough time to do therapy.

Imgonnatrythis,

Oh man, I have this problem to a high degree. Almost anywhere outside the home I’m embarrassed to masturbate. I feel this way at the grocery, the laundromat, even dentists office. Hospitals are intimidating, so it’s a great place to start, but there are lots of places we should be putting these. Hopefully they come out with a portable version to make this something that we don’t need to be embarrassed about anywhere really.

Imgonnatrythis,

This looks like a fancy neighborhood. I’m guessing it’s mostly valet.

Imgonnatrythis,

And many years later it has served as an excuse for what I insist are mistypes on my browser history.

Imgonnatrythis,

Damn that burrito looks really friggin good.

Imgonnatrythis,

I’d look at what the little horses are Standing on cause this smells like fractal.

Imgonnatrythis,

Damn. Some very white Christmases in Hallmark land.

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