Jax

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Jax,

It’s like ya’ll motherfuckers need to memorize the serenity prayer.

“Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

Jax,

“You know, I’m really tired of having to clean my nails and trim them. I know, I should just cut my fucking fingertips off. That way I don’t have to worry about pesky things like dirt or germs living under the nails!”

Jax,

I’ve been reading your comments, it’s amazing how someone can link an article to 37 grown men voluntarily circumcising themselves and use that as evidence towards why children would like to be circumcised.

You fucking dumb my guy.

Jax, (edited )

It’s about energy, for every girl obsessed with being above X height there is another equally attractive woman who doesn’t give a shit about height.

Notice the choice of words.

Jax,

Be assured, I will remember this pimento64.

Jax,

Yeah ok, I didn’t consider that.

Hard to argue with that.

Jax,

Wants communism, doesn’t understand that it doesn’t solve the problem of no one wanting to clean up shit.

Jax,

No no, I definitely do. I’m not the one willfully ignoring the reality of how ridiculous “everyone can be artists and writers and no one has to work” sounds.

Jax, (edited )

So far the people advocating for communism ITT are not even sly about shifting goalposts with the wind.

Specifically OP, OP responded to a comment about free housing being unrealistic with “single income families should be allowed to exist” followed by something else that wasn’t relevant to free housing being unrealistic.

At this point I just think they’re big communism shills. (I shouldn’t have to say this is a joke, but I know that I do.)

Jax,

Can’t help but notice that the constants in this comic are the guy and beer.

Shocker, who could have thought your life would get worse if you never change?

Jax,

I love this take.

Just so you know, it’s a play on words. Not only does it mean “I said the wrong thing” but literally “I should not have said the word that”.

Jax,

You do understand the whole thing is creepy, right?

Jax, (edited )

You mean threads?

Also, no, it’s not fucking normal to say “you’re my present this year” to your sister. Shit’s creepy, the only way someone thinks it isn’t is because they’re either socially inept or a KHV.

Jax,

Due to humidity, it’s technically not 60 C but feels that way.

Silver lining, a Taylor Swift fan died from it. We can expect some kind of response from the hive.

Jax,

It’s very common for a lion to kill all the cubs of it’s previous competition in order to ensure the survival of their genes.

Using “nature” to justify something is dumb, especially in society.

Jax,

Great, you’ve proven you lack a basic understanding of the world around you.

If I look in your room and you aren’t sleeping directly on a rock floor, your sleeping situation isn’t natural and you’re a hypocrite.

Jax,

*Elude, to allude is to call attention to something indirectly. Like hinting.

Not being a dick. Had to learn this as well.

Jax,

There are also things like dating apps to consider. More and more adults are finding their relationships through dating apps, and women can be pretty disrespectful (obviously this doesn’t mean that men aren’t disrespectful as well).

“Must be 6’0”, have a steady job, must worship me, I hate men if you know what I mean" etc. See too much of that shit, go too long without any matches (alongside things like porn addiction giving you a skewed perspective on what sex/relationships are) and it’s hard not to take it personally.

This isn’t to say the young men are faultless, by any means. Just something that adds fuel to the fire.

Jax,

I’ve had people tell me they won’t text me because of the green chat bubbles.

Idk. Consumers will consume.

Jax,

Have you ever considered that people who do their best to look away from bad things happening are, in fact, enabling those events in the first place?

Try being more involved in the world around you. Who knows, you might make it a better place.

Jax,

Depends, if you’re working for the state anyways. Typically, at least from what I’ve seen, HR people in state departments are usually the ones telling you to join a union.

That being said, I joined the union and I still treat HR like they have the plague.

Jax,

You’re taking a line and putting it on the road against planes.

Follow your heart all you want, my math teacher in high-school had a motorcycle. Broke his collar bone, fractured his skull, broke his leg and had road rash. Much like smoking cigarettes, you’re allowed to take your life into your own hands. Don’t convince yourself that you’re somehow doing otherwise.

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