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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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The same thing that ruined it every year of my life: Capitalism

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Mashed potatoes.

The “just add hot water” things are just as good, if not better since they come in all sorts of flavors.

Edit: The snobbery here is astounding. They’re potatoes!

No shade; it’s just funny that mashed potatoes are so derisive lol

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They’re literally just dehydrated potatoes cut into flakes. Nothing is lost.

Kolanaki,
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so easy

Peeling, boiling, mashing, mixing taking like 30-60 minutes, depending on how much you’re making vs 3 minutes boiling water in a microwave and mixing a bag of flakes in for the same starch paste.

Any differences are marginal and so not worth the effort and time it takes.

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Kolanaki

(I don’t have a robot and have to vacuum my self)

Kolanaki,
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Hoodie with ears and thigh high socks; the only thing h4X0rs wear.

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All prayers are being converted to “bring back Evel Knievel.” We really want him back.

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Raccoon for Lemmy came out in Early Access the other day and I’m checking that out to replace Liftoff, since it’s unlikely Liftoff will get updated before most of the instances update to 0.19 and break the app.

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Note on Liftoff: Dev has apparently vanished and 0.19 doesn’t work with it. As more instances update to the newest version of Lemmy, Liftoff becomes more useless. :(

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Why the fuck not?

Beep!

Squid_Slime, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

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And they say words don’t affect you physically.

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I can’t get Addict from Hazbin Hotel outta my fuckin’ head. 😵‍💫

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Slogan should be “put a cork in it.”

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I just use the sun and stars, and occasionally the moss on a tree.

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The first time I took a cab in Germany, I went to a mall; dude drove right into the building. I was like “wtf is this dude doing?” As we passed a parking area and went through the concourse.

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“Whutsit say, Cletus?”

“C-H-A-R-L-I-E… Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!”

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I worked for a wireless ISP that had this problem with one style of dish we were using and this was the solution the engineers wanted us to take (just stripping the insulation to let water drip out before it got inside anything).

It was dumb because the POE the line was going into would very easily catch fire if water was introduced through the Ethernet cable. We had alternative dishes that we should have been swapping out for, but of course they wanted to save money instead of being safe.

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Presentation ends

Everyone claps

Chairs push themselves in, cutting everyone in half

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Nothing aside from losing any traffic if people don’t know the IP address directly to the server. All a domain does is redirect traffic to the website with an easy to remember name.

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I saw a “not meme or shitpost” reason for removal and that’s kinda lame.

If you have rules, put them in the sidebar mods. 🤦‍♂️

It is very important that you all know that Sarah Silverman made out with Tim Russ during the time she was on Voyager. (www.cinemablend.com)

I kissed him [Robert Duncan McNeill] at the end of the episode, and he was standing on an apple box because God forbid you’re the same height as the girl. And then, I made out with him [Tim Russ] in real life....

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I kissed him [Robert Duncan McNeill] at the end of the episode, and he was standing on an apple box

Lol Tom is short.

Kolanaki,
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What tune is this supposed to go to?

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shares twice because he like being dominated by Pocky

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“Hey, Eugene.”

“My name is The Plague!”

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