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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Someone call I.T. in here.

Kolanaki,
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Shit, that’s my 82nd birthday. Make sure to send a gift on the 22nd that year.

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EA, for destroying many of the dev companies and game franchises I loved growing up.

Nestlé, for destroying the planet, stealing water, and poisoning kids in less-developed countries.

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According to Spotify, my favorite song this year was Hear Them All by Old Crow Medicine Show.

And it’s right.

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I was that kid in my small town. I made most of my friends because I was the kid known to be able to get past all the toughest shit on Nintendo 🤣

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Hey what happened to the 3rd reply that was just here? I tried to upvote and it wasn’t working, I reloaded and it’s gone! It was gold, dude! Put it back!

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Pretty much all the things I am subscribed to make 20-45 minute videos and I watch them like any other TV show of the same length.

The things I throw on just to have something in the background are way longer. 4 hour stream VODs. 10 hours of music. 24/7 AI generated bullshit.

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Tokyo Express.

Despite the name, it’s a Chinese restaurant. $6 will buy a meal that’s 3 whole pounds of food. The styrofoam containers are usually stuffed so full, they barely close.

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That’s been happening to me also since the last update. It also won’t allow me to actually log into Lemmy. It goes through the login process, but doesn’t actually log me in. I always have to use Chrome to log in to check the mod reports since Liftoff doesn’t have that ability yet.

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Arnold Schwartzenegger in Junior?

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I don’t think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.

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Sorry that most submissions are not of Dino Nuggets and apple slices to appease all the children.

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Illogical vulCan Posse

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It’s a common misconception that zombies are stupid and don’t know the brain is in the skull. They actually are just attracted to humans who were known to have shit for brains, and are going for the abdomen, because that’s where shit is made.

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I keep getting her confused with the random character they sent on a spy mission and died. Who was that?

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I wonder how Columbo would have handled the Felcium situation. 🤔

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What’s wrong with this? It’s going in the toilet ain’t it?

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It’s mostly just for hookups and not actual dating, but yeah.

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“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”

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The carpet has a mind of it’s own, like a horse. Maybe the carpet is the asshole.

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Crusher: “Shut up, Westley?”

30 seconds later

Crusher: “Shut up, Westley!”

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If they keep cutting out letters the next iteration is probably going to be called “Ax.”

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Does it count if it’s a memory brought on by wormhole aliens that don’t understand linear time?

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I have a lot of $40-50 shirts; I definitely follow the directions so the silk screening doesn’t get fucked. Though they only require being inside out and using cold water.

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Unless you’re using Minute Rice (which is already pre-washed before it goes in the box): Yes.

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