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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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SHOGUN.

I watched it once as a kid when I saw it at the video store and rented it because the idea of a single film that spanned 4 tapes was insane. I haven’t watched it more than that one time. I don’t even really remember the plot or anything; but the boxed set looks hella nice which is why when I saw it for $5 at Suncoast back in high school, I snatched it up. I also couldn’t watch it even if I wanted to because it’s VHS and I no longer have a VHS player and it’s not like I can just go get one easily.

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What it feels like to chew new THC infused 5 gum.

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Share what you’ve been smoking so we can feel our toes too close together with ya.

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Levitate and create a vacuum around your body. Don’t let that pesky air give you a kink in your neck.

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The only show I even care about on Netflix these days is I Think You Should Leave. I’ll just pirate the next season when it drops. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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It was extremely useful when it was more common than non-replaceable batteries. Most of the time, you could find a better battery than the stock one at a cheaper price.

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I only listen to music that has been re-written in Mario Paint.

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uBlock Origin and some kind of mouse gesture with rocker commands extension. Those are the only two universal types I use. Everything else I can’t live with is pretty specific to my own usage to alter the function of specific websites (like RES for Reddit, but for other sites).

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I can be two things.

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I don’t want any cookies unless they come with milk (or save my login info for return visits on the same device).

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I mean… It got the tire off. That’s what he wanted, right? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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As much as I didn’t like the game, the MagX guns in Starfield are pretty dope.

The flesh guns in eXistenZe are also pretty rad.

The Zorg gun is cool, but I always liked Judge Dredd’s more. All the same multivariety of fire modes, but in a compact handheld design.

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Me looking in the fridge again, 2 minutes after looking in the fridge.

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Maybe something to do with the 10 foot tall aliens down in Florida? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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The only form of potato I’m not really fond of are tater tots. Which is weird, because I love hashbrowns; which are basically the same exact thing, but flat.

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People be petting cars

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“This creme egg is crunchier than I’m used to…”

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Dude, the windows in my apartment just look at the wall of another apartment. I would much rather see a god damn wind turbine.

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Unless the artist self published it, even buying physical media doesn’t give the actual artist much. If you want to support the actual artist, you go to live shows (with tickets bought at the door and not through Ticketmaster) as well as buying the merch they sell at those events. More of those sales go to the bands. Sometimes even 100% of it.

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It’s because he used the “:-)” smiley instead of 😍🥰😘😊 or literally any other smiley/emoji.

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That’s because Bashir was gay for Garak.

Quark could be male Dax’s bf. Maybe male Dax is a greedy capitalist pig, just like Quark and they fall madly in love and fuck on a dabo table.

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Birds are kinda smart.

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Would complete immunity to radiation be a small change?

Would it actually be detrimental in the long run?

Pros: No more cancer

Cons: No more natural evolution

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To be fair to Lemmy, this poster has been saying some pretty insane shit lately and possibly just attracting attention on themselves because of that.

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I’ve looked at Matrix and it’s exactly like Discord except it uses encryption on everything.

It also is filled with super shady rooms. You can very easily run into CP if you’re not careful.

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