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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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He interrupted me while I was baitin’!

Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

The Infinity Blade or Minigore series, for example, or anything made by Illusion Labs. These games are genius and most consoles don’t even have a touch screen or utilise it well like some smartphone games do....

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Infinity Blade looks like Dark Souls on rails. You could try Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro or Elden Ring. If you want to get more in depth tactical swordfighting, you could try Mount & Blade: Bannerlord which also comes with the RPG, grand strategy and 4X elements in addition to the swordplay.

As for twin stick shooters: I really liked The Ascent which is the most current game of that genre I know of.

Kolanaki,
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“I’m tired of leeches on my groin and arm pits. Can we try something new?”

“How about the eyeballs?”

Kolanaki,
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“What do you got there?”

“I’VE GOT A MANGINA!”

Kolanaki,
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I don’t like either. I don’t use things for fashion, and the phone alone gives me all the function of either watches without it giving me sensory issues by being a bracelet on my wrist.

Kolanaki,
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The TNG episode is better than the movie, Enemy Mine, it was based on.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Well… It’s not inaccurate.

Kolanaki,
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When you wanna die quickly, but not instantly.

Why do most people refuse to accept that they are wrong

I have come across a lot’s of people like these. like 99% of them. Sometimes it makes me think twice if what i am saying is wrong? What’s wrong with them. Is it so hard to swallow your pride and acknowledge that the other person is speaking facts? When they come to know they are wrong they proceed to insult/make fun of...

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I would accept being wrong, if I ever was.

I’m not tho. 😤

Kolanaki,
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His shenanigans are cruel and tragic… Which makes them not really shenanigans at all.

Kolanaki,
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I have an astronomy joke. It’s out of this world.

Kolanaki,
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“I’m still alive, but I’m very badly burned. If you could just open the retrieval hatch, you could… You see I designed this…”

Kolanaki,
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Just exist. You’ll be selected at random with a probability of 6373838756466365367478847266477:1.

Kolanaki,
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Why am I reading this in Rick and Morty’s voices?

Kolanaki,
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My sister and I should try the Twain method to work out arguments to see if it really does work.

Kolanaki,
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They still gotta be better than these jokers

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Kolanaki,
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I mentioned this in another thread about this: How Nintendo has characters in game refer to Link and how Link is portrayed in media outside the games, it seems very much like the personality of that cartoon version is the canon personality of Link.

Kolanaki,
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Whoa. I don’t even remember this one at all. What episode is this?!

Kolanaki,
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You could make them suffer physically by giving them exactly what they want, instead of only mentally if you refuse.

Kolanaki,
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I zoomed in to read the disc and now I can’t stop laughing because the disc image was taken while still in the box and wasn’t shopped out of the center hole. Is funny to me.

Kolanaki,
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To be fair, it sounds better to have a 1 meter gap than it does to have a 3 foot gap when you have no sense of scale.

Kolanaki,
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Would hate to be under Tuvok’s command. Dude will make you crawl through 15 decks of Jeffery’s tubes and when you’re done, you have to run for 10 kilometers around the ship with increased gravity while carrying a huge backpack of gear!

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REMEMBER ME!

Kolanaki,
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You’re being down voted, but you’re absolutely right. More characters are shown straight up ignoring the droids except when they need their function than talking to them like people. Even Anakin himself doesn’t seem to regard 3P0 as a friend, or even as valuable, once he grows up a bit.

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Hey, feds… Fuck you! 🖕😤🖕

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