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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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I wanna know what kind of zombies I’ll be dealing with. Slow shamblers? Fast runners? Intelligent undead?

Kolanaki,
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Unfortunately, copious amounts of alcohol isn’t in the selectable item pool, so I might as well take one of the guns to mercy kill myself so as not to suffer too long.

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I’m annoyed if I have more than 1 or 2 open.

Only time I open more is when I am downloading a big thing split into multiple files and I can only download a couple at a time due to the file host’s BS.

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The drama bits and plotlines are every bit as good as TNG/Voyager/DS9, but if you don’t like McFarlane’s humor, I doubt you would like the other 75% of the show’s content.

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Start launching nukes into space in all directions. Don’t stop until someone outside Earth complains.

Or maybe just transmit a radio signal that says “Marco.”

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We have single person benches in my city not because people don’t want to sit next to each other, but so homeless people can’t sleep on them.

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Metal Solid Gear?!

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Help I’m steppin’ into the Twilight Zone!

Place is a mad house, feels like being cloned.

My beacon’s been moved under moon and star,

Where am I to go now that I’ve gone too far?

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Those sentient cakes, man. They really keep you guessing.

Can anyone else feel sensations in their brain?

Last time I checked there aren’t nerve endings in our brain, so it should be impossible to feel sensations in my brain. However, at random times during my life, like seeing the plot twist in Fight Club for example, I’ve felt feelings in my brain. I just felt it again now while doing some intense introspection, and I just...

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I feel all sorts of things seemingly in my brain but I am 99% sure they’re not the brain itself.

Headaches often feel like they are in my frontal lobe, but I’ve also gotten other kinds that feel like they are located in the back of the brain.

When I smoke weed, my brain feels like it is relaxing and sagging, leaning against the back of my forehead as it chills. My friend often referred to this as “Frankenstein Head” and I’ve always felt that was pretty apt.

If I stand up too fast (being a tall motherfucker), my brain feels like someone poured pop-rocks into my skull for a moment. I also see multicolored dots and swirls in my vision.

When I get brain freeze, well… That’s pretty self explanatory.

If someone was to tickle my back, stomach or nibble my ears, I get an electric tingle throughout my entire nervous system, including in the brain. It feels like being static shocked all over, but in a good way? A “pleasurable electrocution” is the only way to describe it.

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All of them? No.

My messaging apps get to notify me. Everything else gets to fuck off.

Kolanaki,
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The fictional land of Amexicanada?

Kolanaki,
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Politicians.

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Jay is more than likely a person, because I don’t think the kids are trying to bring back the old slang “jay” which was a somewhat derogatory term meaning “rube” given the context here.

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How am I supposed to form an angry mob if nobody else is angry?

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Into your heart… Your heart… Your heart…

Kolanaki,
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Whoa what? 🥺

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I just combined my two dog’s names, Kona and Loki. But as it turns out, it’s also a neighborhood in Athens, Greece.

Kolanaki,
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“Moe” just means “cute” in Japanese, AFAIK.

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I thought it was crazy in one episode where Keiko made breakfast and Miles is whining about how they always eat what she wants and she doesn’t even know what he likes to eat.

At that point, they had been married for at least a few months. How do you not know what foods each other like? How long were they dating before marriage?!

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Fuck cauliflower. Fucking fart smellin’ bullshit.

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If the food sucks, I don’t think I would have my mouth full when they came by. 😅

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Are they trained to ask this when everyone at the table literally has their mouth full?

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Husky? Nah, that sumbish is obese.

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Left as a human, returned as a skrungly creature.

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