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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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EA, for destroying many of the dev companies and game franchises I loved growing up.

Nestlé, for destroying the planet, stealing water, and poisoning kids in less-developed countries.

Kolanaki,
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It was never going to be free forever, because that would be leaving free money on the table

So… When will playing online on PC require a subscription on top of the ISP?

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Most modern games do not have server software to run your own. And yet they don’t cost extra to play online on PC. Hm. 🤔

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GameSpy was a bloated piece of garbage

Bloated? It literally did 1 thing, and that was give you a list of servers that you could filter, despite your attestation it had no filtering.

The other options were worse

All Seeing Eye was often considered better; though I remember it being exactly the same program just with a different name.

It crashed constantly, ripping you out of the game

All it did with the game was connect you to the server you selected using the game’s own commands. If GameSpy itself crashed after you’ve connected to the server, the game wouldn’t be affected.

You sure you’re thinking about GameSpy?

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It’s too bad every dev runs their own (often piss-poor) servers instead of giving us dedicated server hosting software to run our own. Can’t go back to those days even if we wanted!

Kolanaki,
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Explain all the free to play games then.

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The biggest threat to gaming is Gabe Newell’s eventual death. I really hope he figures out the whole brain connected interface thing so he can upload himself to the internet and become immortal.

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My PC was about $800 altogether when I built it back a month before the COVID lockdowns. It uses a 1660 Super which doesn’t support DLSS or ray tracing; every game that’s on both PC and PS5 looks exactly the same. Even with ray tracing on the PS5 and I am literally comparing them side by side on identical displays.

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It’s still shitty even now that you pay for it. The free retro emulation doesn’t offset the connection issues and massive lag, nor does it excuse the god awful store.

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Might as well leave the cheese singles wrapped while you eat it; you’re getting the plastic anyway.🤷🏻‍♂️

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They’re gonna be those reverse ones from The 5th Element and the government limits how many you can have a day.

Or maybe cancer itself is eradicated and smoking isn’t dangerous anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I’ve had truly instant ramen when my friend’s brother came back from Japan. Dude brought a bunch of cool shit back, including a few cases of self heating ramen and a carton of self lighting cigarettes. Japan is like 500 years in the future.

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I recommend using the whole packet and just using slightly less water so you actually have some flavor left that isn’t watered down.

Kolanaki,
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There is a chemical heating element at the bottom of the cup. You add water, pull a string, and it will boil the water without a stove/microwave.

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It would be more environmentally friendly to just leave the dog shit alone instead of putting it in a bag first if you’re just gonna leave it on the ground still.

Kolanaki,
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“C’mon man, it’s burnt.”

Tosses quesadilla back to Cheech, who cooks it even more before tossing it back to Chong

Kolanaki,
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Whoa! How’d you do that?! :O

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You say “ow” and stop playing for a bit. They’ll figure it out eventually. Most breeds, anyway. Huskies will just learn to be super gentle while still using their mouth.

Kolanaki,
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Like pain and humiliation? Prepare for hugs and words of affirmation.

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I should have specified “for my phone.” I use Paint.net on the computer already. Really just want a lasso tool and stroke on the text with something on Android for quick shitposts.

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Q-tip, you say?

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/1c1e30a8-8f7a-4df6-9a1c-b629fa7e9d32.jpeg

(I need an image editing thing better than Whiteboard…)

Kolanaki,
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Is Phobos one? They call that a moon and it’s nothing more than a pebble.

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You ever see It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Mac has a garbage bag full of chimichangas? I’m just imagining that he got a whole pallet of Twinkies and put them in a garbage bag.

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She has to wait until the dude is done firing his lasers before she can safely check him out.

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Maddox really only wanted to be able to replicate Data so he could have his very own harem of android sex machines.

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