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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Politicians.

Can anyone else feel sensations in their brain?

Last time I checked there aren’t nerve endings in our brain, so it should be impossible to feel sensations in my brain. However, at random times during my life, like seeing the plot twist in Fight Club for example, I’ve felt feelings in my brain. I just felt it again now while doing some intense introspection, and I just...

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I feel all sorts of things seemingly in my brain but I am 99% sure they’re not the brain itself.

Headaches often feel like they are in my frontal lobe, but I’ve also gotten other kinds that feel like they are located in the back of the brain.

When I smoke weed, my brain feels like it is relaxing and sagging, leaning against the back of my forehead as it chills. My friend often referred to this as “Frankenstein Head” and I’ve always felt that was pretty apt.

If I stand up too fast (being a tall motherfucker), my brain feels like someone poured pop-rocks into my skull for a moment. I also see multicolored dots and swirls in my vision.

When I get brain freeze, well… That’s pretty self explanatory.

If someone was to tickle my back, stomach or nibble my ears, I get an electric tingle throughout my entire nervous system, including in the brain. It feels like being static shocked all over, but in a good way? A “pleasurable electrocution” is the only way to describe it.

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I’m annoyed if I have more than 1 or 2 open.

Only time I open more is when I am downloading a big thing split into multiple files and I can only download a couple at a time due to the file host’s BS.

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Shit, that’s my 82nd birthday. Make sure to send a gift on the 22nd that year.

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Help I’m steppin’ into the Twilight Zone!

Place is a mad house, feels like being cloned.

My beacon’s been moved under moon and star,

Where am I to go now that I’ve gone too far?

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Metal Solid Gear?!

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We have single person benches in my city not because people don’t want to sit next to each other, but so homeless people can’t sleep on them.

Kolanaki,
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The fictional land of Amexicanada?

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He supplies the posts, I supply the comments. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Olivem. Olivem all. 🥹

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Start launching nukes into space in all directions. Don’t stop until someone outside Earth complains.

Or maybe just transmit a radio signal that says “Marco.”

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Those sentient cakes, man. They really keep you guessing.

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Relax; it’s just synthohol.

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The drama bits and plotlines are every bit as good as TNG/Voyager/DS9, but if you don’t like McFarlane’s humor, I doubt you would like the other 75% of the show’s content.

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Someone call I.T. in here.

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I just combined my two dog’s names, Kona and Loki. But as it turns out, it’s also a neighborhood in Athens, Greece.

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Into your heart… Your heart… Your heart…

Kolanaki,
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How am I supposed to form an angry mob if nobody else is angry?

Kolanaki,
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If the food sucks, I don’t think I would have my mouth full when they came by. 😅

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Husky? Nah, that sumbish is obese.

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Left as a human, returned as a skrungly creature.

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“I’ll just be extremely precise with my variable names. Then everyone will know exactly what everything does!”

Uses variable names like “INTEGER” and “STRING”

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Tokyo Express.

Despite the name, it’s a Chinese restaurant. $6 will buy a meal that’s 3 whole pounds of food. The styrofoam containers are usually stuffed so full, they barely close.

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My true self seems to only exist on the internet. I want to be me in meat space, too, but I just lock up most of the time and become completely non-verbal all the while I am aware of it and screaming inside my head to just do this, or say that the way I would on a comment or a chat room.

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Was there a behind the scenes reason why she left the show or was it purely just how the plot was written?

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