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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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I can’t believe this is already here. That’s what I was gonna post!

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The furries I saw at a ren faire recently had theme appropriate attire for their fursuit. I was jealous that they had two costumes!

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“What are you waiting for? I said come in, STALKER!”

“Uh… You guys are giving me mixed messages. You want me to come in or get out?”

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I heard about one called Raccoon being made and now I am waiting for that to have a download all for the name alone. I’d like to keep with Liftoff but the dev had a kid not too long ago and that was the last we’ve heard from him. Unless something changes soon, 0.19 Lemmy is gonna break Liftoff :(

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A lotta folks host their own instance simply to have a bit more control over what they personally see since until 0.19, only instance admins can block an entire instance. It also allows you to see metrics you can’t otherwise; such as the actual users who voted up and down on a specific post.

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Now that it’s legal, it’s not really regional to in and around Humboldt County; there are weed farms in the central valley now. Also, meth is stronger and much more present outside the green strip.

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Elementary school was like that for me. Just “Math, Reading, Science, Social Studies.” I still don’t know how geography fell under the umbrella of social studies.

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Anarcho capitalists

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Fresh baked sourdough 🤤

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I can attest to the fact that if you stay awake for 3 days IRL, phantoms do indeed come to torment you until you sleep.

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    Kira (host) is from DS9, Archer and T’pol (the two in the car) are from Enterprise, and the pakleds (the bumpkins) are from TNG.

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    What’s your secret? Every time I drink, I just get sadder. And then dizzy and sick.

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    I wish I could go back… No doubt in my mind we’d take state.

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    Two dicks for Tuvix!

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    Me with speed running explanations.

    I don’t even give a shit about speed running. I just like hearing how people figure out weird ass glitches. Though most of the time, the explanation literally boils down to “they got extremely lucky.” Like the current world record for E2M3 in Quake.

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    Classic air raid siren.

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    I once saw a crow look both ways before walking across the street and I thought “Wow. What a dumbass, he could just fly over it and not have to worry about cars.”

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    Yer a scurvy dog and a land lubber!

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    Do we have fuses that can safely dissipate like 350Megajoules? I don’t remember which specific episode it was, but I remember on DS9 they were going to overload the warpcore to stop something and someone said the only system on the station capable of absorbing that much raw electrical energy was the shield system, since that’s literally what it is; a giant fuse.

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    Kirk loves it when Spock be like 🤨

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    Those tall cylinders look like salt and pepper shakers.

    I also know that they have used real life fruits and veggies that look super weird as stand-ins for alien fruits and vegetables.

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    I never buy Driscoll fruit (particularly strawberries and blueberries) for this very reason. When I used to work at a grocery store, half of the time the Driscoll fruits would be rotten already upon arrival to the store!

    There are plenty of self-picking strawberry farms around here anyway. I can guarantee I have the freshest strawberries if I pick them myself.

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    I wanna be dead; I don’t want to die. I wanna skip the whole transitional phase between living and dead. That’s the part I suspect hurts.

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    I may look like a big ball of bread dough. But on the inside, I am full of strawberry jam and crunchy white chocolate.

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    Bottom dudes are all in the same boat. You think some P90’s are gonna dramatically shift the balance of power against wormy dudes in armor with crazy laser sticks?

    Nevermind that it does actually work in the show.

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