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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Nothing aside from losing any traffic if people don’t know the IP address directly to the server. All a domain does is redirect traffic to the website with an easy to remember name.

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The first time I took a cab in Germany, I went to a mall; dude drove right into the building. I was like “wtf is this dude doing?” As we passed a parking area and went through the concourse.

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I wouldn’t say Joe’s Apartment is niche.

It’s just not good and easily forgotten.

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“Being an orphan was good enough for me, it should be good enough for my son!”

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My state’s flag not only has toes, it has bear feet.

Does "Rock music is evil / of the devil" have racist roots?

As a Christian most of the circles I’m around are pretty chill…no stone-cold fundamentalists. But I have been around people (and even had family members) who are 100% convinced that rock music is evil and will lead people to engage in witchcraft and draw pentagrams all over their home....

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I only recall seeing rock n roll start receiving hate after Elvis Presley became big because prudish Christians didn’t like the way he gyrated his hips in most of the things I’ve seen covering the history of rock.

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Perhaps they enjoy more sophisticated comedy. Like Carrot Top.

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Only 7 dragon balls, eh?

One of those dragons was unlucky.

Or 3 were unlucky, and the 4th is lucky to have only lost 1 ball.

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Writing.

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How to microwave ramen

“The package says not to put the cup in the microwave and to boil the water separately then pour it into the cup, but what does the Internet have to say?”

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The thumbnail makes it look like it’s a picture of a girl wearing yoga pants’ lap.

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So it’s not just me? I know they’re not just walking around; the insulation is pretty good. But they certainly thump around in random intervals up there, like they’re constantly arranging furniture. I thought maybe they had a dog but they don’t. And they only seem to be active between the hours 3 and 6 am.

Still not as bad as my next door neighbors who come outside their front door at 5am every single day, standing right in front of my bedroom window and yell at each other for an hour. I’m 🤏 this close to opening the window and yelling at them to STFU.

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What’s with the pile in the middle? What style is that? Almost looks like hash brown, but without being held together.

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I can make Orange. All we do is take other people’s ideas, make them look a little nicer and charge 1000% more.

Kolanaki,
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What brand of stupid reality bullshit you think will eventually take over the weather channel? 🤔

Kolanaki,
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The Chernobyl Exclusion Zone

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Two dicks for Tuvix!

Kolanaki,
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Kaltoh operates on straight magic.

Kolanaki,
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“Halt! You have violated the law!”

Removes the Gray Mask

“Whoa! He was just here! You there, citizen, which way did that scoundrel run off?!”

Kolanaki,
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But I’m going to need a drink.

Wash those 7 corn dogs down with an entire 2-liter of Coca-Cola.

Kolanaki,
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I wanna know what kind of zombies I’ll be dealing with. Slow shamblers? Fast runners? Intelligent undead?

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Whoa! How’d you do that?! :O

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Most modern games do not have server software to run your own. And yet they don’t cost extra to play online on PC. Hm. 🤔

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Why dry dock your ship when you have Astroglide on hand?

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Q-tip, you say?

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/1c1e30a8-8f7a-4df6-9a1c-b629fa7e9d32.jpeg

(I need an image editing thing better than Whiteboard…)

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