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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Whoa what? 🥺

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I just combined my two dog’s names, Kona and Loki. But as it turns out, it’s also a neighborhood in Athens, Greece.

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Into your heart… Your heart… Your heart…

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We have single person benches in my city not because people don’t want to sit next to each other, but so homeless people can’t sleep on them.

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Help I’m steppin’ into the Twilight Zone!

Place is a mad house, feels like being cloned.

My beacon’s been moved under moon and star,

Where am I to go now that I’ve gone too far?

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Metal Solid Gear?!

Kolanaki,
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Those sentient cakes, man. They really keep you guessing.

Kolanaki,
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I thought it was crazy in one episode where Keiko made breakfast and Miles is whining about how they always eat what she wants and she doesn’t even know what he likes to eat.

At that point, they had been married for at least a few months. How do you not know what foods each other like? How long were they dating before marriage?!

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I’m annoyed if I have more than 1 or 2 open.

Only time I open more is when I am downloading a big thing split into multiple files and I can only download a couple at a time due to the file host’s BS.

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Start launching nukes into space in all directions. Don’t stop until someone outside Earth complains.

Or maybe just transmit a radio signal that says “Marco.”

Kolanaki,
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How am I supposed to form an angry mob if nobody else is angry?

Kolanaki,
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The fictional land of Amexicanada?

Kolanaki,
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Fuck cauliflower. Fucking fart smellin’ bullshit.

Kolanaki,
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Left as a human, returned as a skrungly creature.

Kolanaki,
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“Moe” just means “cute” in Japanese, AFAIK.

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I wanna know what kind of zombies I’ll be dealing with. Slow shamblers? Fast runners? Intelligent undead?

Kolanaki,
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Unfortunately, copious amounts of alcohol isn’t in the selectable item pool, so I might as well take one of the guns to mercy kill myself so as not to suffer too long.

Kolanaki,
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Politicians.

Kolanaki,
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Are they trained to ask this when everyone at the table literally has their mouth full?

Kolanaki,
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If the food sucks, I don’t think I would have my mouth full when they came by. 😅

Kolanaki,
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Is Phobos one? They call that a moon and it’s nothing more than a pebble.

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The drama bits and plotlines are every bit as good as TNG/Voyager/DS9, but if you don’t like McFarlane’s humor, I doubt you would like the other 75% of the show’s content.

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Husky? Nah, that sumbish is obese.

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They’re gonna be those reverse ones from The 5th Element and the government limits how many you can have a day.

Or maybe cancer itself is eradicated and smoking isn’t dangerous anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

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You ever see It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Mac has a garbage bag full of chimichangas? I’m just imagining that he got a whole pallet of Twinkies and put them in a garbage bag.

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