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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Two dicks for Tuvix!

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I find it pretty funny how later on he changes his clothes and they still look like they were just Tuvok and Neelix’s attire combined, the way his uniform is in this picture (when the accident just happened and it literally did combine them).

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Just crush up some ants from that colony and rub the resulting paste over your body before you shrink down.

Kolanaki,
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The furries I saw at a ren faire recently had theme appropriate attire for their fursuit. I was jealous that they had two costumes!

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Hugh Mon.

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Anarcho capitalists

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Me when someone is poking me and I have a stuffy nose.

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I always thought that game was just a Lights-Out toy, but with multiple faces and not just a single board.

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Kaltoh operates on straight magic.

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Safer doesn’t mean perfectly safe.

You could much more easily die from over consumption of alcohol than you could from smoking weed.

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It should be Taco Bell instead.

Weapon of Ass Destruction

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Hahahahaha… No.

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New fish! New fish! New fish!

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“Halt! You have violated the law!”

Removes the Gray Mask

“Whoa! He was just here! You there, citizen, which way did that scoundrel run off?!”

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Instead of playing Scrooge, Data should been the ghost of Christmas past.

The cybernetic ghost of Christmas past from the future.

Kolanaki,
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To fake the moon landing, the government hired Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick, being a perfectionist, made it look real by filming on location.

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SLPT: Get depression! You’ll lose all interest in most things, instantly cutting spending on those things by 100%!

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The Setesh guard’s nose, dripping.

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I can’t remember if it was Voyager or DS9, but something I caught recently watching one of 'em was about a Vulcan night club having a Pon’farr night and I need to know what the fuck that’s all about.

Vulcan night club? That sounds like an oxymoron.

Pon’farr night? Is everyone horned up and just fucking on the dance floor?

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3 isn’t so bad when you compare it to everything after it. The way Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd is great when compared to Dumb and Dumber 2, but not with Dumb and Dumber.

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I don’t say “when” until there is a mountain of cheese 2 feet high on my plate. And I sit there watching the plate in awkward silence the entire time.

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I can funny. I can sing. I can skibitty-doo-bop-doo-bop. And am fat.

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🎵 Bells, frogs, big cherries, peter pan, magic cheese, SEPHIROTH! 🎵

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Now give me a thrusting animation so I can stand on boxes in front of NPCs and slap them with my floppy dongus.

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“The curtains are just fucking blue.”

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