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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Why dry dock your ship when you have Astroglide on hand?

Kolanaki,
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He interrupted me while I was baitin’!

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Lore: “Bite my matte yellow ass, meat bag.”

Data: “But lore… You do not have an ass.”

Lore: “Oh nooooooo!”

Kolanaki,
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Best Doctor episode. :D

BruceTwarzen, to asklemmy

Is there a Spotify alternative that has no ads?

I pay for Spotify for 7 years or so now and i'm so sick of all the ads. After every update there seems to be an: oops, sorry, you have ads now. Podcasts are filled with ads. I was just listening to a podcast where they shoved in 3 ads mid-sentence. How long until musicians put ads in their songs. I'm just so sick of it.

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I’ve been paying for Spotify for about the same length of time and I still haven’t heard a single ad placed by Spotify since going Premium. Any ads I’ve heard in podcasts are like the sponsored segments on a YouTube video; put there by the people making the podcast, not by Spotify and exist in the podcast no matter what source you got it from.

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“Pulaski won’t last a year on this ship.”

Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

The Infinity Blade or Minigore series, for example, or anything made by Illusion Labs. These games are genius and most consoles don’t even have a touch screen or utilise it well like some smartphone games do....

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It’s rare I find a mobile game that is truly a game and not merely a slot machine with a different appearance. And of those that are decent games, there are far better equivalent games on literally any other platform. For example, Galaxy on Fire 2 is a great little mobile game space sim like Freelancer. But Freelancer is still a better game and could work just as well on a mobile device.

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Infinity Blade looks like Dark Souls on rails. You could try Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro or Elden Ring. If you want to get more in depth tactical swordfighting, you could try Mount & Blade: Bannerlord which also comes with the RPG, grand strategy and 4X elements in addition to the swordplay.

As for twin stick shooters: I really liked The Ascent which is the most current game of that genre I know of.

Kolanaki,
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Cookie Cuckold

Kolanaki,
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The thumbnail looks like someone just drew over the meat with red in MSPaint.

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closes lid

Sits down

Shits on lid

Flushes

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You are smart.

You make us go.

Also: Shout out to Lore, an honorary Pakled.

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Kolanaki,
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“Something seems off with Chekov today.”

“Who?”

“Chekov? The Russian at the helm?”

“We have a Russian on board?”

“Sir, he’s been the helmsan for 3 years.”

“I don’t remember him.”

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Is it pronounced the way it looks?

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According to Spotify, my favorite song this year was Hear Them All by Old Crow Medicine Show.

And it’s right.

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This is a thing that existed even when DS9 was being filmed; taking handwriting and converting it to printed fonts? It wasn’t as on the fly IRL, but by the 24th century I’m sure it would be perfect where you could write by hand and instantly have it transformed into print.

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I forgot that Twitter is now X and thought the link was taking me to a X-Com (like the game) website for a moment.

Kolanaki,
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Healthy Living is just Big Health trying to get you to live longer so you buy more merchandise before you die.

Kolanaki,
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Nobody said it had to be a good novel.

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it’s also useful for so much more!

Like seeing ghosts when you tune an old TV to static!

Kolanaki,
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Dude looks like the dollar store version of James McAvoy.

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I’ve been adopted by a stray in my apartment complex. Every time he sees me he sprints over and climbs up my pants to get pets. My dogs get jealous as they watch us from my bedroom window.

Kolanaki,
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I was that kid in my small town. I made most of my friends because I was the kid known to be able to get past all the toughest shit on Nintendo 🤣

Kolanaki,
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“I’m tired of leeches on my groin and arm pits. Can we try something new?”

“How about the eyeballs?”

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