Norgur

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Norgur,

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Jul5SuPYJc/maxresdefault.jpg

Norgur,

You tried your best and failed. Lesson is: don't try

  • Homer Simpson
Norgur,

Ramen... How can so many calories make you hungry again so fucking fast?

Norgur,

A tailor will break into your house and cut your thumbs right off.

Norgur,
  1. Unrelated (it's from a line of "educational stories" by author Wilhelm Busch who wasn't too subtle with his messaging)
  2. That's unknown
  3. It's not clear from the story. The mother in the story warns her boy about the tailor cutting thumbs off of thumb suckers and when the child doesn't listen and the mother is away, said tailor just barges in, so there is an argument for it being a mythical tailor, but an argument for it being just your regular ass tailor as well.
  4. Unknown. Seems to be in their job description for some reason
Norgur, (edited )

K lol

Norgur,

Kleine Taschenlampe?

Norgur, (edited )

Zis it outrageous!
We tschermans have very good humor, ja?A few days ago, I asked a philosopher to think for me, ja? He said he Kant. Isn't that funny?! KANT!

When a Torrent disappears from 1337x, how do you find out what happened?

Yesterday there was a controversial movie torrent that was getting 1000s of downloads and was on the “popular this week” page, and today it’s just gone. I went to the uploader’s account page and it’s not there either. Just like it never existed....

Norgur,

Forget about the history. What "controversial movie" are we talking about?

Norgur,

How many valves does one pack need?
Engineering: yes

Norgur,

You know how dry Vulcan looks?

They are really missing a pond'far

Norgur,

Corporate needs you to find the difference between those images

Norgur,

You probably wonder why I always dress in black

Norgur,

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

Norgur,

NovelAI is one of the uses of such an AI that actually makes sense.

Norgur,

Or with that parody on those voices Last Week Tonight does.

Norgur, (edited )

For anyone struggling with this, two hints that might help you frame your role better:

  1. Listening is the solution. By trying to solve what your SO told you, you are actually trying to solve the wrong problem. Their real problem is that their brain needs to say things aloud to someone in order to correctly process it's own thoughts. Therapists make a frickin' living off of that quirk of our brains and it's the actual problem they come to you with. Even better: By listening you can not only advise on solutions, you can be the solution! Neat, huh?
  2. Listening and solving aren't mutually exclusive. If you stick to listening first, your SO might actually come to a point where your advice is wanted. Pro tip: Once their thoughts slow down, ask if they want to hear what you think about the issue. From my experience, the answer will be "yes" very often. That way, your thoughts will actually reach your SO and not get blocked by frustration outright. Yet, as with everything else: No means no. So if you get a no, don't try again, shut the fuck up, alright?
Norgur,

I could have sworn that this was her armpit from the back

Norgur, (edited )

https://i.imgflip.com/3ujzwk.jpg

Norgur,

Those barbaric Brits let it stand out in the open, so untill they learn how to take proper care of it, we have declared ourselves unilaterally to be the guardians of the monument and so we're absolutely justified in taking it.

Norgur,

Depends. Do you have something in mind that involves your penis: Not yet, keep it in your pants.
If you hadn't anything about your penis in mind: Do not tell her anything about your penis right now.

Norgur, (edited )

No, you don't get it. They never said that they've got nothing to hide. So the rule must be that if you've got nothing to hide, spying is okay. But if you have something to hide, it's not okay. That means that it's okay to spy on you, but not okay to spy on criminals. Huh. This rule seems rather useless.

Norgur,

I don't get it

Norgur, (edited )

My 16 day old son has shown me how weirdly babies tun into middle aged men when you sit them up and their head sinks towards the shoulders. This young fellow there is another example of that.

Norgur,

Am I the only one not getting that reference? Whatever it is: is it mainstream enough for the Memes community? (I mean... it could be, not the first time I'm out of the loop)

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