Norgur

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Norgur,

I'm CIS, but dang that guy turns me on. What? I'm just a man and this fella is hot

Norgur,

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

Norgur,

Can we talk about the definition of a "surge", please!

Norgur,

No, we just sell lemonade
But it’s cold and it's fresh, and it’s all home-made.
Can I get you a glass?

Norgur,

ngl, a few of them actually made the corners of my mouth twitch up for a split second, so it's better than 99% on @lemmyshitpost

Norgur,

Oh, so now this is a novel idea? I tried to do a study on that and was thrown out of the waterpark alltogether for being a pervert and a creep... I was trying to save men with shower-science, you buffoons!

Norgur,

well, at least you can easily... dispose of... say... unusual waste

Norgur,

Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don't they?

Norgur,

Dang commies!

Norgur,

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

Norgur,

This took me more re-reads than I'd like to admit.

Norgur,

It's not authentic without a "grease that is just a tad too old" component though

Norgur,

Looks like he equipped the tank treads from armored core.

Norgur,

I'd go with fucking Megaman. Shit unfair as fuck

Norgur,

Softened babies everywhere! When I was young, we used.to carry uranium which was called stiffeldazzle at the time in our lunchboxes to energize the half potato we got for lunch.

We carried that stone with pride through the snow when we walked uphill both to and from school!

Norgur, (edited )

Coal?! What is zis?! Zis is weak! "Oh, you have been bad, so have a little contribution to your heating costs?!" In Germany you get lashes by either Knecht Ruprecht or Krampus. And do not get me started on what happens if you won't stop sucking on your thumb!

Norgur,

MTV has been all over those "reality" shows and candidate shows since at least the late 90s though.

Hey, I'm Bam Magera and this is Jackass Roomraiders where Xibit builds flat screens into your entire house for no reason after we had a hot girl go through all your embarrassing shit while you waited in a car of some kind outside watching together with your adversaries who go absolutely apeshit about anything that happens, also UV sperm detection light.
NEXT

Norgur, (edited )

Look how adorable she is doing her little ball dance. Women are mysterious and gracious creatures indeed. Too bad that they'll never.kick much farther than that because they are so weak and feeble things. Better have her home with the kids. She always says that she likes bring around them after all and she got really excited when I gave her that new skillet for her birthday, so she'll love to cook me some nice red meat with it. I'm all pro women and I will make sure mine has all the things she needs to fulfill her role in society.

/S fucking obviously

Norgur,

Father of a 1week old with ADHD here. I have considered switching to IV nutrients every time my body went into sudden emergency shutdown from an acute lack of food and/or water for the last week...

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