Risk

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Nah, peak is university in terms of free time.

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Should have been “Hi Pregnant, I’m…Dad?” though…

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The studies where it ‘improves’ hygiene are poorly designed as they don’t control for education and understanding.

In other words - what’s better: teaching our baby boys the simple act of cleaning under their foreskin in the bath, along with the rest of their body or cutting off a sensitive and important part of their body to make masturbation and sex more difficult?

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I legit did this after a date once, though in my defence she asked me in for green tea and I don’t like green tea lol.

She started to wonder if I was just very friendly and gay after that.

Fortunately I clarified the issue by marrying her.

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Still don’t like it.

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Eh, I prefer the descriptivist method of language. It’s how language evolves over time.

Comparing it to a personal name is a false equivalence. GIF is an acronym, people could enunciate each letter if they so preferred and it would be more accurate/true to creation than even the creator’s opinion of how to pronounce it.

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People seem super triggered by the oil memes.

You guys okay?

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y knot Firefox?

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I’m not sure I’d agree with that generalisation.

Is that why you personally worry about something?

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Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:

Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.

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The meme is about saving oxygen, not reducing CO² emissions.

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Listen old man, you’re just forgetting the forgettable cartoons of your generation. Nothing has changed. If anything there is simply likely more art being made now, but in the same proportions of high-vs-low quality as before.

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The worst past of renting is the Landlord. The worst part of owning is being the Landlord.

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Which beer advert is this cut from? I’ve been conditioned by 30 years of marketing techniques. I need my fix man! TELL ME WHICH BEER TO BUY!

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I’d swap the flashlight for the body armour - easier to find a flashlight out and about.

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I’m a Brit and I know exactly what they mean by a nike tech twink - and that’s the first time I’ve ever heard the phrase.

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Those plants didn’t consent, so…

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It’s hardly ancient.

Christ, the amount of fucking NIMBYism over HS2. How else do people expect the country to prosper if we don’t invest in it?

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I don’t think that’s true. It’s just another tool. Using it to get a good result takes more skill, practice, and patience than using it to get an okay result.

That’s not to say it is equivalent in terms of skill required to oil paint, for example. But it really does stink of being obstinately against change for no reason other than it being change.

I imagine similar complaints were made when photoshop first started to rise in popularity and use.

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So… Christianity has thought crimes?

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Who does Harry own?

Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he’s dead?

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Who the hell downvotes this?

Nobody’s trying to take away your cats - just reduce/stop their disproportionate ecological damage.

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Why did I read the title as ‘explosive if eaten raw’?

So I’ve figured if I just cook the dynamite, then it’s safe to eat.

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Rock goes boom.

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