RizzRustbolt

@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world

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RizzRustbolt,

Sheltered pedophiles in their c-suite.

RizzRustbolt,

Subway should be on everyone’s list.

RizzRustbolt,

They could make the best god damned sandwiches in the world. But that still doesn’t mean they should still exist as a company after what they did.

RizzRustbolt,

Jimmy Buffet fans.

RizzRustbolt,

Cut. It. Out.

RizzRustbolt,

My 2002 Subaru Outback.

Thing’s a beast of the bog.

RizzRustbolt,

“Here’s the sign up sheet for the Holiday meal!”

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RizzRustbolt,

I’m going to have a sky burial.

RizzRustbolt,

Save thousands by picking the ugly color for your coffin!

RizzRustbolt,

All the kids listen these days is The Doodletown Pipers.

RizzRustbolt,

They weren’t a pre-warp culture, the Prime Directive doesn’t apply.

RizzRustbolt,

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

RizzRustbolt,

No, it’s the Pepe Silva one. See the picture?

RizzRustbolt,

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

Do everything you need in it to make a business run. Except operate in any kind of a secure system.

RizzRustbolt,

I’m imagining fried potatoes, herbs, yogurt and goat cheese in a pita. Drizzled with a specialty sauce of some sorts. (Possibly a ouzo reduction)

RizzRustbolt,

When did they get a 70% Wiggle?

RizzRustbolt,

No guy is going to have a belly like that and then not have a mustache.

RizzRustbolt,

This body… is a map of PAIN!

RizzRustbolt,

Temporality only works one way buckaroo. You’re just going to have to live with it.

RizzRustbolt,

Meh.

Now if they cloned Matt Berry and you could dine with him, that would get my attention.

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

I always thought it was more of an Almond Joy / Mounds situation.

RizzRustbolt,

BASICally, I’m ancient.

RizzRustbolt,

You forgot the blouse.

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