RizzRustbolt

@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world

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RizzRustbolt,

BASICally, I’m ancient.

RizzRustbolt,

My 2002 Subaru Outback.

Thing’s a beast of the bog.

RizzRustbolt,

“Here’s the sign up sheet for the Holiday meal!”

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RizzRustbolt,

When did they get a 70% Wiggle?

RizzRustbolt,

They weren’t a pre-warp culture, the Prime Directive doesn’t apply.

RizzRustbolt,

I need to stop getting my raktajino from the place next to the temple.

RizzRustbolt,

None of them.

Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

RizzRustbolt,

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

RizzRustbolt,

Even Worf would have a tough time with some of the brawls the House.

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

I always thought it was more of an Almond Joy / Mounds situation.

RizzRustbolt,

Ship… out of danger?

RizzRustbolt,

Cut. It. Out.

RizzRustbolt,

That’s why I’m constantly shoving cookies into the case. So the computer gnomes are happy.

RizzRustbolt,

Meh.

Now if they cloned Matt Berry and you could dine with him, that would get my attention.

RizzRustbolt,

I’m going to have a sky burial.

RizzRustbolt,

Save thousands by picking the ugly color for your coffin!

RizzRustbolt,

I don’t care what anyone says, He won the Oscar for that.

RizzRustbolt,

All the kids listen these days is The Doodletown Pipers.

RizzRustbolt,

Less sexual.

RizzRustbolt,

This body… is a map of PAIN!

RizzRustbolt,

Which is funnier, Riker as Boomhauer? Or Barclay?

RizzRustbolt,

No, it’s the Pepe Silva one. See the picture?

RizzRustbolt,

I’m imagining fried potatoes, herbs, yogurt and goat cheese in a pita. Drizzled with a specialty sauce of some sorts. (Possibly a ouzo reduction)

RizzRustbolt,

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

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