RizzRustbolt

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RizzRustbolt,

“Here’s the sign up sheet for the Holiday meal!”

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RizzRustbolt,

All the kids listen these days is The Doodletown Pipers.

RizzRustbolt,

I’m going to have a sky burial.

RizzRustbolt,

Save thousands by picking the ugly color for your coffin!

RizzRustbolt,

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

RizzRustbolt,

They weren’t a pre-warp culture, the Prime Directive doesn’t apply.

RizzRustbolt,

I don’t care what anyone says, He won the Oscar for that.

RizzRustbolt,

Less sexual.

RizzRustbolt,

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

RizzRustbolt,

Cut. It. Out.

RizzRustbolt,

None of them.

Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

RizzRustbolt,

This body… is a map of PAIN!

RizzRustbolt,

When did they get a 70% Wiggle?

RizzRustbolt,

Sheltered pedophiles in their c-suite.

RizzRustbolt,

They could make the best god damned sandwiches in the world. But that still doesn’t mean they should still exist as a company after what they did.

RizzRustbolt,

Ship… out of danger?

RizzRustbolt,

My 2002 Subaru Outback.

Thing’s a beast of the bog.

RizzRustbolt,

No, it’s the Pepe Silva one. See the picture?

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

I always thought it was more of an Almond Joy / Mounds situation.

RizzRustbolt,

I’m imagining fried potatoes, herbs, yogurt and goat cheese in a pita. Drizzled with a specialty sauce of some sorts. (Possibly a ouzo reduction)

RizzRustbolt,

BASICally, I’m ancient.

RizzRustbolt,

You forgot the blouse.

RizzRustbolt,

No guy is going to have a belly like that and then not have a mustache.

RizzRustbolt,

Meh.

Now if they cloned Matt Berry and you could dine with him, that would get my attention.

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