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That’s pretty gross considering exactly why Medusa was cursed to be the way she was in the first place.

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Nothing “borderline” about it. That statement is 100% moronic.

What non-SMS non-Apple app can I use to "text" my younger kid on their iPad

Hi! My less-than-10-year-old has their own iPad (registered under my apple id) and wants to be able to “text” with the rest of the family. Most of us are not Apple people though: Android phones, using some combo of SMS, Discord, and Signal. The little one doesn’t have a phone, so I think that prevents us from signing them...

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I’d second Discord! My kid and I use it.

We used to use Google chat or whatever the Gmail option was, but it was extremely difficult to do notifications on there.

My only advice is to keep an eye on servers they join and encourage them not to easily trust strangers or people who may say weird stuff.

With a general lesson internet safety (that honestly should be discussed with any online communication platform), you should be all good!

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It baffles me to see competitive gaming not being toxic. This was so refreshing and wonderful to see!

I hope that this young lad inspires more people to go after their goals!

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…do you know what a binder is in this context…?

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My sisters: “You’re way too picky when it comes to dating!”

Also them: — date dudes with so many personal issues that it ends up driving them up the wall and disrupting their lives with obsessive neediness and constant insecurity —

Me: lol ok.

My standards aren’t even that high. I just live in a shitty conservative town and don’t feel like traveling 1 hour+ just to see a human that might just be trying to hookup even though I clearly say that’s not at all what I’m interested in.

Just give me a stable dude who can communicate well, is secure in their sexuality, doesn’t have a criminal record, likes Stardew Valley, lizards, and is cool with stuffed animals, and I’ll give it a shot.

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Magnesium oxide is actually not absorbed very well by the human body. Something like less than 20% is absorbed successfully.

Options of magnesium taurate or magnesium glycinate are better choices.

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While it’s a nice thought, it is not always feasible, especially if you have a deficiency (certain medications & substance can actually deplete/leech your magnesium stores).

If you are low, take supplements for a while. Less than a month before transitioning to magnesium-rich foods. I’d suggest magnesium taurate or magnesium glycinate. Magnesium oxide actually absorbs horribly, so you wouldn’t be getting much from taking it.

I’ve had a deficiency years ago and was unaware of it. Caused so much jaw tension that I ground down my teeth while I slept and fucked a lot of them up. Also had a lot of headaches and muscle tightness that completely disappeared after taking supplements.

Do what’s best for you in the end, but be cautious. Also please consult a medical professional before adding supplements or anything of thst nature to your regimen.

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I just asked my 12-year old, and he says he’s learning about this in his health class right now.

Fentanyl: “Only a very small amount will kill you. They are often laced in street drugs and stuff bought from the internet.”

Opioids: “They’re like painkillers and numb your senses and thoughts. They can make your slower and weird.” (that’s all he was told)

Nothing on the other stuff yet.

He’s said that his teacher had a relative die from fentanyl. She’s very passionate about drug education, from what he says, and notes that she hasn’t ever said that “all drugs are bad” or anything like that.

She’s also apparently brought in nurses and doctors to help with explanations and information about certain drugs. No cops, apparently, which *thank thar. Hopefully it stays that way.

So far, I’m very happy with the kind of drug education he’s getting. I supplement it with more in-depth, one-on-one conversations, as well. Not all drugs are evil, and I let him know that.

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There’s no “need” for it, but some give extra features that I find useful, such as post hiding and things like that.

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My last boss told all his employees to invest in crypto, and I believe all of them put a substantial amount into it. He was a country hick who worked machine repair beside me at their shop. Thought he was hot shit because he was a member of a Facebook Q group and thought he was smarter than everyone else because he “knew secrets on a deeper level”. Okay bud.

I left before the end of the year because he stopped scheduling me over a comment I made about another one of his fucking insane conspiracy theories he liked to spout instead of helping with the workload.

Then the crypto crash happened. They went out of business 8 months later. Can’t imagine why!

Eat shit, Wayne. Those gals and that kid working under you deserved better, you cunt.

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Does anyone remember those stories about the really fat girl who went to Japan and the person who documented their antics?

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Do not allow the tee shirt bots to assimilate here!!

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Nah, it’s very much appreciated by people who don’t want to randomly see genitals in their feed.

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Yeah, I was really happy to see it wasn’t a wallop!

People don’t often treat reptiles very nice compared to mammals, but this is understandable and not excessive!

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  1. Don’t put your skull in his mouth then, you goof.
  2. You’d be surprised how much damage mammals can inflict with ease.
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Key phrase was “can be”. Kids under 9 are just under that age where they’re testing boundaries.

My kid is 12 and the absolute sweetest, best kid ever! He’s one of the reason I’ll never have another– I’m not risking my sanity with a gamble.

The little kid phase won’t last forever! You can make it through!

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Aye! Sometimes it’s okay to be like “man, these guys suuuuuuuck”. You’re not a bad person or a bad parent for thinking it.

Things will get better!

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Kids can be neat, interesting, and thoughtful.

Babies are a nightmare of screaming and yuck.

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“Woman has to go through the legal process in order to beg for permission to not be tortured.”

Jesus christ.

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Legitimately, though: I listened to my sister tell her 4-year about “yummy spices” at Thanksgiving. The example she used was “like salt!” I was horrified.

She also made & brought the absolute worst green bean casserole I have ever tasted in my life. It was like wet, crunchy green beans covered in French-fried onions (which came from a can, which is why it’s pretty much the only thing she got right).

She used “no added salt/sodium” cream-of-mushroom soup, the green beans, and the canned fried onions, and added nothing else.

I love green bean casserole, as it’s one of my favorite Thanksgiving foods. Even offered to make it for everyone this year! But she insisted that she wanted to do it.

The only thing that was salty this Thanksgiving was me.

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