Sharpiemarker

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Sharpiemarker,

I thought they were supposed to be shit jokes, not bad takes?

Sharpiemarker,

Well mostly because it perpetuates shitty ideas about what it means to be a man and ideas that incels latch onto about what’s important in a relationship. It also isn’t really funny or ironic or an attempt at anything besides women-hate. 0/10 👎

Sharpiemarker,

A breath of hot air also makes the bag stick to your hands and easy to separate. Like you’re trying to fog a window.

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

You mean he actually boiled the pasta and tossed the salad?

I’m exaggerating but when you think about the things that Olive Garden are known for (unlimited bread sticks, and their soup and salad deals), they’re all essentially premade. I don’t know many people who go there for the steak, for example.

Sharpiemarker,

Ask your doctor if Lipafedatorapraxazol is for you.

Sharpiemarker,

All this to treat my seasonal allergies? I’ll take death, thanks.

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

The one that means:

When you find unexpected good fortune.

I always remember the word “providence” when I mean the other one, without the religious connotation. Like kismet.

It’s Serendipity btw.

Sharpiemarker,

I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.

Sharpiemarker,

Amateurs not saving all their earwax for candles smh

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

Sharpiemarker,

To AI’s credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

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