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Slovene, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Cargo [SMBC Comics] He did. He said I’m dad in response to her I’m pregnant.
He did. He said I’m dad in response to her I’m pregnant.
Slovene, 1 year ago (edited 6 months ago) to comicstrips in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear And then they’ll start doing drugs, gambling, taking bribes …
And then they’ll start doing drugs, gambling, taking bribes …
Slovene, 1 year ago to comicstrips in "Outdoor Cat vs Indoor Cat" by Sarah Andersen Not to mention all the outdoor cats that are themselves killed or horribly injured.
Not to mention all the outdoor cats that are themselves killed or horribly injured.
Slovene, 1 year ago (edited 6 months ago) to memes in Gottem 30 seconds yes, but it takes at least 30 minutes to find the right vid.
30 seconds yes, but it takes at least 30 minutes to find the right vid.
Slovene, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Or, for Americans: 8 months 5 days 1 year old.
Or, for Americans: 8 months 5 days 1 year old.
Slovene, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩 Ha! Luckily I don’t have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲
Ha! Luckily I don’t have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲
Slovene, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in milk Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Slovene, 1 year ago to memes in We did it? My great-grandma survived the Spanish flu as a teenager. But the high fever during the illness fucked her up so bad, she died of heart failure in her forties.
My great-grandma survived the Spanish flu as a teenager. But the high fever during the illness fucked her up so bad, she died of heart failure in her forties.
Slovene, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Its a doggy dog world out there That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. “I’ve been doing coke for 15 years and I’m still not addicted.” Or something like that.
That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. “I’ve been doing coke for 15 years and I’m still not addicted.” Or something like that.
Slovene, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to lemmyshitpost in The Jebus Said So. Fuck you and have a very merry christmas with your loved ones, you asshole! And a happy new year, cunt!
Fuck you and have a very merry christmas with your loved ones, you asshole! And a happy new year, cunt!
Slovene, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Sleeping position Sexually transmitted.
Sexually transmitted.
Slovene, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them! She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉
She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉
Slovene, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Oblivious Nope, probably just Canadian and being polite. Better keep looking for signs.
Nope, probably just Canadian and being polite. Better keep looking for signs.
Slovene, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Venus by Tuesday We should also pour cranberry juice into the ocean.
We should also pour cranberry juice into the ocean.
Slovene, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Nature's dental floss. You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck!
You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck!