Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

Yeah, the youngest ever (at the time, at least) “self made” billionaire was a fucking Kardashian!

Viking_Hippie,

Oppan Ghenghis style!

Viking_Hippie,

No way! At 40, I’m the perfect age to make TWO Microsofts! Or one Megahard!

Viking_Hippie,

no natural predator is going to be chasing them at that kind of speed, so their instincts have no reason to be adapted

Nonsense. Deer, including wild deer, live in parts of the world where that threat exists.

Adaptation being beneficial for survival is about what IS, not only what’s natural. As far as reasons go, survival is kind of a big one for “instincts to be adapted”.

Viking_Hippie,

Shh! They’re trying to keep it a secret!

Viking_Hippie,

ignore the pun

I refuse! celebrates the pun

Viking_Hippie,

Mine does one and then if I take too long opening it after that, it does two really huffy ones.

Viking_Hippie,

opening theme to American Pie starts playing

Viking_Hippie,

Very classy of “air bear entertainment” to put their watermark next to the signature of the one who ACTUALLY made it.

At least they didn’t go so far as to cover it or otherwise obscure it, but that’s a really low bar!

Viking_Hippie,

unless the fediverse thinks 30-40 is old

Nah, I’m pretty sure most of us are in that range or older 🤷

Also, commiserations for being subjected to a Mega-Karen 😬

Viking_Hippie,

At least they’re imported crackers. From Canada, but still! Exotic!

Viking_Hippie,

A very bad one.

Viking_Hippie,

Because she’s a silly Billie that’s known to pull such pranks.

Viking_Hippie,

Ivar is INCENSED!

Viking_Hippie,

PREGANTE!

Viking_Hippie,

What’s that you’re saying from lermy.whirl?

Viking_Hippie,

Yes and no; it’s the result of comedian Keaton Patti forcefeeding a bot a bunch of data and then acting as the editor of what it spews out. Made a whole book that way too!

Viking_Hippie,

She’s just in character as Magicarp

Viking_Hippie,

Me at my first birthday:

What’s a rodeo?

Viking_Hippie,

I bet it originated as a marketing ploy for rodeos that wanted more repeat business.

Viking_Hippie,

Also, the question is basically “would robbing you be worth it?”

Viking_Hippie,

Definitely not. It would be at least 90% screaming babies.

Viking_Hippie,

So I guess you don’t do a lot of standing up? 😛

Viking_Hippie,

But they want to take a detour on the way there 🤔

Viking_Hippie,

As long as they know where their towel is.

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