cashews_best_nut

@cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world

Cashew nuts are the best nut

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cashews_best_nut,
  • Chocolate addiction.
  • 15kg in excess weight.
  • Depression.
  • Unemployment.
  • Meth addiction.
  • Crime.
cashews_best_nut,

This makes me feel sick

cashews_best_nut,

So you’re just outright happy babies are dying?

cashews_best_nut,

You can tell cos they speak Polish.

cashews_best_nut,

I don’t know yet. Probably something in the retail tech space. Electronics, networking, SBCs, etc. It’s going to be a year of chucking shit at a wall to see what sticks.

cashews_best_nut,

Polish is an impossible language. Too many consonants. Dobzre dobzre tak kurwa.

cashews_best_nut, (edited )
  • Lose ~15kg
  • Start a business
  • Make friends
  • Fix my mental health
  • Get my career back on track
  • Stay clear of meth
cashews_best_nut, (edited )

I’m amazed there’s people out there that can’t do it. Kinda like finding out there people who don’t have an inner monologue.

It’s so easy. Leave your curtain open so you get light in the morning. On a Sunday or when you lie in just let yourself drift in and out of sleep.

Be conscious of the fact you’re falling back to sleep and focus on going back to the thing you last remember dreaming.

Realise you have full control of everything. Kinda like Neo in the matrix.

It’s great walking up from a nightmare where you’re being chased by something then falling back to sleep knowing you’re going to kick it’s ass when you sleep back in.

When you’re ‘plugged’ back into your dream you stop trying to run, face the fear and lay down a sick anime special move!

cashews_best_nut,

Of all the fucking countries you choose Belgium?! Do you have brain damage?

cashews_best_nut,

Anything with a lot of Indian spices. I just buy the paste in jars.

cashews_best_nut,

Some people are into cock and ball torture.

cashews_best_nut,

This doesn’t have sound and I can’t be arsed reading it.

cashews_best_nut,

Jam some meth crystals into your anus.

cashews_best_nut,

It’s one of a thousand silly memes that were born from a single Reddit comment that got copied by everyone until it became insufferable.

cashews_best_nut,

You want me to pluck the very first instance a sentence was written on Reddit? I don’t know the exact date. I was around and watched it and many other phrases and memes organically appear and then disappear.

It’s like asking for an etymology for the word “bat” and expecting an exact date of first usage.

cashews_best_nut,

That’s the coolest fucking spider in the universe.

What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?

I’m still trying to de-Google my life, little by little. I don’t trust Bing for similar reasons. DDG is feeling shady of late. What’s the search engine you all recommend that I can inject into my daily life? Is there perhaps a search engine that is focused on code, or have we just all moved on to AI for searching?...

cashews_best_nut,

Do you like to swim in your cash vault like Scrooge McDuck?

cashews_best_nut,

Ugh, paid. In this economy!?

cashews_best_nut,

I’m amazed there was a time I shaved. I’ve had it 15years now and I’d feel naked without it.

cashews_best_nut,

Jam the kids head in your pee hole like a cork. Problem solved.

cashews_best_nut,

Your mum’s sopping-wet clunge. Hence the name.

cashews_best_nut,

I used to have Facebook. Dabbled with Instagram and Twitter. Don’t use any of them now. Feel 10x better.

cashews_best_nut,

Skill issue. I’m unemployed, so no return to office.

cashews_best_nut,

With lemmy having a smaller user base my comments are more noticed. This has coaxed out my long dormant sardonic and sarcastic side.

The people of lemmy today get 1000x more offended than Redditors from 15 years ago. It seems like everyone has become ultra fucking fragile.

Also downvotes without explanation are a lot more common. I think this is due to people assuming you’re intent and entire life story from one sentence rather than old Reddit where people would engage you.

In summary: you’re a bunch of boring pussies.

cashews_best_nut,

It’s that the suit people shat on him for? It looks good. I don’t get wtf problem is with people.

Wtf America?

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