cashews_best_nut

@cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world

Cashew nuts are the best nut

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cashews_best_nut,

Anything with a lot of Indian spices. I just buy the paste in jars.

cashews_best_nut,

Jam the kids head in your pee hole like a cork. Problem solved.

cashews_best_nut,

So you’re just outright happy babies are dying?

cashews_best_nut,

Get yourself a copy of Floorp. It’ like Librewolf but better.

cashews_best_nut, (edited )

I’m amazed there’s people out there that can’t do it. Kinda like finding out there people who don’t have an inner monologue.

It’s so easy. Leave your curtain open so you get light in the morning. On a Sunday or when you lie in just let yourself drift in and out of sleep.

Be conscious of the fact you’re falling back to sleep and focus on going back to the thing you last remember dreaming.

Realise you have full control of everything. Kinda like Neo in the matrix.

It’s great walking up from a nightmare where you’re being chased by something then falling back to sleep knowing you’re going to kick it’s ass when you sleep back in.

When you’re ‘plugged’ back into your dream you stop trying to run, face the fear and lay down a sick anime special move!

cashews_best_nut,

Of all the fucking countries you choose Belgium?! Do you have brain damage?

cashews_best_nut, (edited )
  • Lose ~15kg
  • Start a business
  • Make friends
  • Fix my mental health
  • Get my career back on track
  • Stay clear of meth
cashews_best_nut,

I don’t know yet. Probably something in the retail tech space. Electronics, networking, SBCs, etc. It’s going to be a year of chucking shit at a wall to see what sticks.

cashews_best_nut,

Polish is an impossible language. Too many consonants. Dobzre dobzre tak kurwa.

cashews_best_nut,

It’s that the suit people shat on him for? It looks good. I don’t get wtf problem is with people.

Wtf America?

cashews_best_nut,

I used to have Facebook. Dabbled with Instagram and Twitter. Don’t use any of them now. Feel 10x better.

cashews_best_nut,
  • Chocolate addiction.
  • 15kg in excess weight.
  • Depression.
  • Unemployment.
  • Meth addiction.
  • Crime.
cashews_best_nut,

Jam some meth crystals into your anus.

cashews_best_nut,

Some people are into cock and ball torture.

cashews_best_nut,

This makes me feel sick

cashews_best_nut,

You can tell cos they speak Polish.

cashews_best_nut,

That’s the coolest fucking spider in the universe.

cashews_best_nut,

I’m amazed there was a time I shaved. I’ve had it 15years now and I’d feel naked without it.

cashews_best_nut,

Your mum’s sopping-wet clunge. Hence the name.

cashews_best_nut,

乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

cashews_best_nut,

Ah, it was muted!! Nevermind! 😂

cashews_best_nut,

This doesn’t have sound and I can’t be arsed reading it.

cashews_best_nut,

It’s one of a thousand silly memes that were born from a single Reddit comment that got copied by everyone until it became insufferable.

cashews_best_nut,

You want me to pluck the very first instance a sentence was written on Reddit? I don’t know the exact date. I was around and watched it and many other phrases and memes organically appear and then disappear.

It’s like asking for an etymology for the word “bat” and expecting an exact date of first usage.

cashews_best_nut,

Skill issue. I’m unemployed, so no return to office.

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