cashews_best_nut

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Cashew nuts are the best nut

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cashews_best_nut,

Jam the kids head in your pee hole like a cork. Problem solved.

cashews_best_nut,

Putting antiperspirant on your feet sounds deeply unnatural, chaotic and satanic. It’s the kind of thing that will result in a sock-related early death.

cashews_best_nut,

Get yourself a copy of Floorp. It’ like Librewolf but better.

cashews_best_nut,

paru -S floorp

cashews_best_nut,

Defo American. I don’t know any of them (Brit).

cashews_best_nut,

Used to listen to this on the youth club juke box as a 10yo!

cashews_best_nut,

Fucking Kids - The Musical

cashews_best_nut,

Grossfarter too.

cashews_best_nut,

I believe German comedians have to complete a Bewerbungsformularfürakzeptablenhumor before every show and every audience member must complete a Formularzurhaftungsfreistellungfürhumor and hand in to the comedian before the show can begin at the precise time stated as detailed in the Regierungsgesetzüberhumor in Deutschsprachigenortenindeutschland

cashews_best_nut,

Love Robin and great answer!!

cashews_best_nut,

Are you jealous of our humour?

cashews_best_nut,

ChaoticGood

cashews_best_nut,

Jam some meth crystals into your anus.

cashews_best_nut,

乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

cashews_best_nut,

Probably taste better than they currently do.

cashews_best_nut,

Something is something foot?

Ooooh something is afoot!

Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

cashews_best_nut,

Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to “a foot”. But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.

cashews_best_nut,

Will it tell you how to make meth?

cashews_best_nut,

Ah, it was muted!! Nevermind! 😂

cashews_best_nut,

Of all the fucking countries you choose Belgium?! Do you have brain damage?

cashews_best_nut, (edited )

I’m amazed there’s people out there that can’t do it. Kinda like finding out there people who don’t have an inner monologue.

It’s so easy. Leave your curtain open so you get light in the morning. On a Sunday or when you lie in just let yourself drift in and out of sleep.

Be conscious of the fact you’re falling back to sleep and focus on going back to the thing you last remember dreaming.

Realise you have full control of everything. Kinda like Neo in the matrix.

It’s great walking up from a nightmare where you’re being chased by something then falling back to sleep knowing you’re going to kick it’s ass when you sleep back in.

When you’re ‘plugged’ back into your dream you stop trying to run, face the fear and lay down a sick anime special move!

cashews_best_nut,

Polish is an impossible language. Too many consonants. Dobzre dobzre tak kurwa.

cashews_best_nut,

I don’t know yet. Probably something in the retail tech space. Electronics, networking, SBCs, etc. It’s going to be a year of chucking shit at a wall to see what sticks.

cashews_best_nut,

That’s the coolest fucking spider in the universe.

cashews_best_nut,

It’s cancer

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