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platypus_plumba, to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

Can they scream? If not, can we make that happen?

platypus_plumba, to comicstrips in The beginning of civilization

It’s a comic strip, nobody is looking for historical accuracy here. The interaction is funny, that’s it.

platypus_plumba, to science_memes in bread is metal

Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.

Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to comicstrips in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

— 911 emergencies, how can I help you?

— My cat’s been sleeping on my lap for 2 days, I think I’ll die of dehydration!

— We’ll send two officers sir, but be patient please, their cats are on their laps.

platypus_plumba, to memes in Stats

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

platypus_plumba, to lemmyshitpost in Fuck the balloon police

What is this art style, it is so creepy. I love it.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to selfhosted in I love my Gitea. Any tips and tricks?

They didn’t convince anyone of anything, they just have a great free-tier service, so people prefer using it than self-hosting something. You can also self-hosted Github if you want the features they offer, besides Git.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to memes in Times have changed

Sure grandma… Watch your step

platypus_plumba, to memes in Well thanks Dad

“So they used a picture of the Art’s Director unattractive son”

platypus_plumba, to opensource in Don't be that guy.

I’ve only had beef with a single dev ever. The maintainer of Prometheus, Brian Brazil, or whatever his name is. His attitude is so shitty towards people proposing actually good ideas that would push his product forward.

platypus_plumba, to comicstrips in Sleeping position

I can help you with that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I have no idea what I meant, but it was dirty as hell.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to memes in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

It’ll take them a single step on them to understand these were used in wars. That they are no longer used because they were probably banned for human rights violations.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Self-love

Don’t let anyone steal multiple personality disorder from you.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

I’d totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal.

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

“Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I’m adding the stickers myself, thanks”.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

Not being political here, just thinking logically. Isn’t it possible for a subgroup of a large group to do X while another subgroup of the same large group does Y?

I’m not sure if these options are mutually exclusive when it comes to large sets of individuals.

This is just logical thinking, I have no statistics and this is not a political stance.

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