samus12345

samus12345, 7 months ago

https://i.redd.it/zvpes4rkyvr51.jpg

samus12345, 8 months ago

“You spread like a disease!”

https://i.redd.it/97ug63wdm4831.jpg

samus12345, 8 months ago

Sir Alec Guinness: awkwardly waggled a stick around

samus12345, 8 months ago

So the third must be “Return of the Ring.”

samus12345, 9 months ago

No, the L is silent. Thank the French for that.

samus12345, 9 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

And the album Homer was referring to was a Styx one, which likely came out in 84 at the newest, 12 years before the episode.

Like, you know, whatever.

https://media.tenor.com/hPqISOWqhw4AAAAC/the-simpsons-dance.gif

samus12345, 9 months ago

It doesn’t say the wrapper is inedible, it just says not to eat it. They’re not the boss of me!

samus12345, 9 months ago

I seem to recall someone asking Rodenberry why they hadn’t cured baldness in the future, and he said “in the future, nobody will care.” Except for Jack, it seems.

samus12345, 9 months ago

fat stupid American

AKA an American.

samus12345, 9 months ago

Well, yes, but you can be brave and take precautions at the same time. He wouldn’t have died if he’d followed proper caving guidelines.

samus12345, 9 months ago

Coffins are a huge waste of money and space. Cremation’s the way to go.

samus12345, 9 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

https://preview.redd.it/q0uanf22m5e91.png?width=954&format=png&auto=webp&s=340d3f8c7d8f63b9486f34c90221f4a754381389

I think it would have been funnier if they left the enrichment part in.

samus12345, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

“Every single other letter is one syllable, can we just pronounce this one ‘wuh’”?

“No, it must have THREE!”

samus12345, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

As long as you can read fast enough, you don’t miss anything. I hate it when video games have subtitles but you can’t skip to the next line because I’ve finished reading what they said way before they’re done saying it.

samus12345, 9 months ago

Egregious!

samus12345, 9 months ago

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/smurfs/images/5/5d/Pirate_smurf_icon-300x300.png/revision/latest?cb=20140817045712

samus12345, 9 months ago

The social construct that a certain way of dressing is “masculine” or “feminine” is stupid.

samus12345, 10 months ago

Nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below

We had to walk butt-naked through 40 miles of snow

Worked in the coal mines 22 hours a day for just half a cent

Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

samus12345, 10 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/tQoojMtSO40AAAAC/onion-belt.gif

Intentional trolling, or was she just rambling?

samus12345, 10 months ago

My Boomer dad got taken in by one of these scams. They didn’t manage to do much damage, thankfully.

samus12345, 10 months ago

And in the sequels he’d go to 2053, then 1923.

samus12345, 10 months ago

The guru specified that the weird thing gives you pleasure. It is pleasurable to obsess over your failures?

samus12345, 10 months ago

https://i.redd.it/0d5l3sfjrfo41.jpg

samus12345, 11 months ago

https://y.yarn.co/bef033af-ceae-4a99-986c-fcc50905951a_text.gif

samus12345, 11 months ago

Better than pooping out your penis.