sbv

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sbv,

The absolute lack of people around was a definite upside of the pandemic.

How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

sbv,

I’m 90% sure your instructor is a compulsive nose picker.

sbv,

Getting buzzed and gaming. Not a great evening.

sbv,

Do the important shit first.

I guess this may be more of a project management thing, but trying to figure out what the most important part of a task is, and getting that done first.

If I’m cleaning the bathroom, I do the sink, because if I have to stop, that’s typically the grossest part.

When I’m doing my taxes, I do the stupid parts that I can’t afford to get wrong first.

When I’m packing for a trip, I get the stuff I need day-to-day sorted out and in my carry-on.

I don’t think these are great examples, but they mean something to me.

sbv,

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(/s unless you’re Swiss)

sbv,

It’s a grotesque waste.

sbv,

When my kids play with slinkies, they’re destroyed within a day.

To clarify: the slinkie is destroyed. The children remain unchanged.

sbv, (edited )

What about French philosophers named Princess?

sbv,

Humans hadn’t been invented yet. Best it could do is flip you the mammal.

sbv,

I’m glad I’m not the only person who stands half naked in a dark kitchen eating shredded cheese directly from the bag while staring at my phone and hoping nobody sees me.

sbv,

It’s shameful that Canadians don’t pay more attention to the news. I’m pretty sure our collective knowledge of current events halved when Facebook stopped carrying news.

I bet the average Canadian couldn’t even find the Neutral Zone on a map.

sbv,

Sorry, 0 == ‘t’? What?

sbv,

I only vacuum/sweep when the drifts of dust and hair become tripping hazards. A $300ish iRobot does a crappy job, but it runs regularly. I just need to empty the bin once every few days.

It works pretty well for me.

sbv,

I’ve had positive experiences, mostly in the shit-posting and meme communities.

Maybe it’s just me, but the negative experiences are way more memorable than the positive ones.

sbv,

Thanks. I’ve been blocking unfriendly posters. That’s working pretty well.

sbv,

maybe with a brick of cheese

nothing helps my self esteem like a sleeve of saltines and a brick of cheese

sbv,

Sad, but with a lower risk of diabetes:

Every 1 km/hour increase in walking speed was associated with a 9% lower risk of type 2 diabetes, with the minimal threshold of 4km/hour equal to 87 steps/min for men and 100 steps/ min for women, the findings suggest.

sbv,

I enjoy sh.itjust.works. I’m not convinced the instance makes a big difference, but I feel like this one is fine.

sbv,

AND I WILL FUCKING TELL EVERYONE HAPPY KWANZAA, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, FELIZ NAVIDAD, HAPPY HANUKKAH, OR WHATEVER FUCKING GREETING I FEEL LIKE USING

sbv,

Chrome BAD, Firefox GOOD. If you disagree, you are WRONG.

sbv,

EVERYTHING done/said by conservative politicians is TERRIBLE. Even if this thing is okay, THEY WERE BAD THAT TIME and that’s what we’re going to talk about NOW. COMMENCE THE AIRING OF THE GRIEVANCES.

I don’t entirely disagree, but do we need to do the rage thread every time?

sbv,

You’re not wrong. But I think that statement is supposed to illustrate the parent’s attachment to their child despite the horror show going on in their head.

sbv,

I prefer to think of them as “disappointments”. That makes it easier to skip the bothering to check prices step and go straight to “no”.

sbv,

That pizza looks delicious. Lots of cheese. Toppings. 🤤

sbv,

Don’t

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