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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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He should be made to repay Nintendo for every dollar they can prove he cost them

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I have never used righty tighty, lefty loosey in practice. It will always, always be an imaginary milk jug.

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Nah, you gotta own it. Capitulating to toxic masculinity and calling your dress a tunic to avoid ridicule is alpha cuck shit. “Please don’t make fun of me, I’m not wearing a skirt, it’s a kilt!” Nah, this is a skirt and it is so much more comfortable than your denim jeans. We’re shopping at target, Braxton, not working on a farm. My outfit is the superior one for this activity

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100% of this. It’s not just that I don’t need the screen space, it’s that my hands are not capable of holding my s22 without touching the screen because they had the fucking stupid idea to wrap the screen around the sides. I’m convinced the engineers at samsung are running an experiment to see how fucking stupid their phones can get without losing sales.

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Liberal beta cucks don’t want you to know about these rocks that emit Alpha particles

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I hate Nolan. As long as he hates me for having normal speakers, I’m gonna hate him for being an elitist prick

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He specifically declines to have it mixed well on stereo because he doesn’t think we should be watching his movies with anything but the most expensive speakers

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Most people I know use their TV speakers. Maybe sound engineers should engineer the sound so that it sounds good in stereo OR 5.1

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I survived for something like three years on butter and saltines. It’s the best if you use unsalted butter, and put rock salt on top, but let’s be real here–we’re just scraping butter straight off the stick with each saltine and eating it like we’re in the trenches of the Great War and we don’t know when the Krauts are gonna attack us so we gotta eat fast

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Butter

Peanut butter

Cheese

Spray cheese

Cream cheese

Cream cheese with a clove of garlic

Honey

Help me think of more good ways to enjoy saltines

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“Do you still work at [job]?” Look at my clothes Aunt Jeanine. Yes, I still work at [job].

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“They’re not my armadillos to spend” is my go-to lie

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But what if your spares break? Gotta keep at least one spare per spare, I say

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2023 anime girl:

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/birdie-wing/images/6/64/Eve.png

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Scope it

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVVNyEFlWeM/TKm005BxqFI/AAAAAAAAG30/_ryc2RCDyoY/s280/masaoka_sakura21.png

Sakura (1946)

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I can see it. It’s hard to tell whether they’re excessively frayed or fur-lined, which would be weird for short shorts

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I think this might be my favorite, it tells an entire story with multiple characters, but without any people or dialogue happening in the frame

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Less “downhill” and more “dropped into a sinkhole straight to the pits of hell,” but Creepshow Art. I thought she was really fun to listen to, and it was interesting hearing tea spilling from a community I’m not privy to. At some point she opened up about a stalker who’d been following her for years, harassing her constantly, trying to get her fired from her job by sending compromising photos from her past to her boss, threatening her life… And then it turns out she was the stalker, and the victim was Emily Artful! She was the psychopath threatening someone’s life and trying to get them fired and shit! And I was planning on donating to her patreon!

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OP never specified youtubers, just content creators

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Essentially, they’re funded by billionaires, and their videos show it. Here’s a couple videos that go into it:

youtu.be/HjHMoNGqQTI

youtu.be/uCuy1DaQzWI

Their videos about the climate for the last few years essentially boil down to “shit sucks, everything is bad, a lot of people are going to die. But wait, here’s an interesting new technology that could save the planet! All we have to do is trust capitalism to make this technology happen, and we’ll be saved!”

I’m of the opinion that we should be brutally fucking honest about the climate, and that copium like this only makes people complacent. If we stopped pumping out greenhouse gases right now, we wouldn’t avoid 3° of warming. Hundreds of millions of people are going to die as a direct result of anthropogenic climate change, and there is nothing we can do about that. If we get complacent, that number will be in the multiple billions. Cute cartoon birds turning into skeletons does not reflect the horror of climate change.

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Guys, all we have to do is trust the technology that Bill Gates stands to profit from! Never mind the fact that Bill Gates funds my videos, just trust him, guys! The future might look bleak, but you don’t have to take any action! Ol’ Billy already is! Just trust him!!

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After she transitioned, she started talking about being trans? The nerve

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Fahrenheit is the best human-focused temperature scale. 0 is super cold, 100 is super hot, 50 is the line between short sleeve and long sleeve weather (assuming no wind). Anything outside these bounds, it simply isn’t worth going outside. But then everyone at a latitude <|37|° will say “that’s not that hot” and everyone at a latitude >|40|° will say “that’s not that cold,” so really it’s the best Kansas-focused temperature scale

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Yeah, it’s based

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I watch a ton of anime, and I hate weebs so damn much

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