theforkofdamocles

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theforkofdamocles,

Aquaphor is sold in the Baby Supplies aisle of drug stores and bigger grocery stores. It’s been great for alleviating diaper rash with my kids.

theforkofdamocles,

Huh. That’s actually the one that sprang to mind, but all this time I thought those were the same creator. 😄

theforkofdamocles,

In that case, “a lot” instead of alot. I might as well put The Oatmeal’s excellent guide here.

theforkofdamocles, (edited )

Shaka is a place, right? So the city was destroyed, or otherwise taken over and no longer part of the prior culture’s territory. Gone.

That’s my take, anyway.

theforkofdamocles,

Flatt & Scruggs

theforkofdamocles,

I just watched an episode of, and in that Final Jeopardy, Alex called them responses.

theforkofdamocles,

If it cuts down the Reply to All good job chains, I’m for it.

theforkofdamocles,

Gilgamesh

theforkofdamocles,

🎵Latinum, latinum, latinum!

Gold pressed latinum!

Acquisition Rules!🎵

theforkofdamocles,

I’ll do something, alright! Those aren’t “neck decorations”. They’re rank pips.

theforkofdamocles,

Stupid sexy Flantis!

theforkofdamocles, (edited )

Must’ve been the same factory failed ad campaign..

theforkofdamocles,

Don’t bring “don’t brings” to Risa.

theforkofdamocles,

“As you wiiiiiiish”

theforkofdamocles,

Tell me about it. Riker’s playing his t-bone backwards!

theforkofdamocles,

Sorry to give it away. I’m a Band director. ;)

theforkofdamocles,

I mean, it’s kind of what Mel Brooks was going for. :D

theforkofdamocles,

I can picture Plankton there as Wesley, O’Brien, or even Barclay!

theforkofdamocles,

Is it just missing the t in at? I’m still confused.

theforkofdamocles,

Pseudo-obligatory Johnathan Frakes asking What the Hell…?

It gives me great pleasure that I requested this montage on reddit and General Pedrowsky compiled it within just a few hours.

theforkofdamocles,

Dear Strong Borg,

How do you type with a prosthetic armature?

Thanks,

TrkFan USA

theforkofdamocles,

“Fine. You’re doing splendidly.

“WARP SPEED IT UP A LITTLE!”

theforkofdamocles, (edited )

Is “Riking” the Maneuver or lady-killing?

theforkofdamocles,

It reminds me of a Jerry Seinfeld bit:

“I think we should all wear the same exact clothes. Because it seems to be what happens eventually, anyway. Anytime you see a movie or a TV show where there’s people from the future or another planet, they’re all wearing the same outfit. I think the decision just gets made: “All right, everyone, from now on, it’s just gonna be the one-piece silver suit with the V stripe and the boots. That’s the outfit. We’re gonna be visiting other planets, we wanna look like a team here. The individuality thing is over.”

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