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theforkofdamocles,

Huh. That’s actually the one that sprang to mind, but all this time I thought those were the same creator. 😄

theforkofdamocles,

In that case, “a lot” instead of alot. I might as well put The Oatmeal’s excellent guide here.

theforkofdamocles,

Pseudo-obligatory Johnathan Frakes asking What the Hell…?

It gives me great pleasure that I requested this montage on reddit and General Pedrowsky compiled it within just a few hours.

theforkofdamocles,

Is it just missing the t in at? I’m still confused.

theforkofdamocles,

I’ll do something, alright! Those aren’t “neck decorations”. They’re rank pips.

theforkofdamocles, (edited )

Is “Riking” the Maneuver or lady-killing?

theforkofdamocles,

I can picture Plankton there as Wesley, O’Brien, or even Barclay!

theforkofdamocles, (edited )

Must’ve been the same factory failed ad campaign..

theforkofdamocles, (edited )

Shaka is a place, right? So the city was destroyed, or otherwise taken over and no longer part of the prior culture’s territory. Gone.

That’s my take, anyway.

theforkofdamocles,

Dear Strong Borg,

How do you type with a prosthetic armature?

Thanks,

TrkFan USA

theforkofdamocles,

Gilgamesh

theforkofdamocles,

Flatt & Scruggs

theforkofdamocles,

Stupid sexy Flantis!

theforkofdamocles,

I just watched an episode of, and in that Final Jeopardy, Alex called them responses.

theforkofdamocles,

“As you wiiiiiiish”

theforkofdamocles,

🎵Latinum, latinum, latinum!

Gold pressed latinum!

Acquisition Rules!🎵

theforkofdamocles,

Tell me about it. Riker’s playing his t-bone backwards!

theforkofdamocles,

Sorry to give it away. I’m a Band director. ;)

theforkofdamocles,

“Fine. You’re doing splendidly.

“WARP SPEED IT UP A LITTLE!”

theforkofdamocles,

Don’t bring “don’t brings” to Risa.

theforkofdamocles,

I mean, it’s kind of what Mel Brooks was going for. :D

theforkofdamocles,

If it cuts down the Reply to All good job chains, I’m for it.

theforkofdamocles,

It reminds me of a Jerry Seinfeld bit:

“I think we should all wear the same exact clothes. Because it seems to be what happens eventually, anyway. Anytime you see a movie or a TV show where there’s people from the future or another planet, they’re all wearing the same outfit. I think the decision just gets made: “All right, everyone, from now on, it’s just gonna be the one-piece silver suit with the V stripe and the boots. That’s the outfit. We’re gonna be visiting other planets, we wanna look like a team here. The individuality thing is over.”

theforkofdamocles,

Aquaphor is sold in the Baby Supplies aisle of drug stores and bigger grocery stores. It’s been great for alleviating diaper rash with my kids.

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