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tygerprints,

Nice cock? Is there a constellation shaped like a rooster up there or something? Beyond the rim of the starlight, my love is wandring in star flight, I know my journey ends never - remember, remember me. (the lyrics to star trek).

tygerprints,

Maybe you just need to kiss God's crack a bit more often, you sinful little heathen.

tygerprints,

Hey - you did it! (sniff!). I feel so much better about being a dweeb. Real strength isn't just physical, it's the ability to see why and how you can lift other people up around you with words and deeds.

tygerprints,

Umm that should read "You're stupid." Who patrols these posts originally to make sure the English grammar is correct? Oh that's right, nobody does. I see this mistake every single time on almost every posting anybody puts online.

tygerprints,

Of course it depends what you do with your year. Move up the ladder, or move to a better place or changing your hobbies or whatever can all make it a better year. Politically - it's gonna be a crapfest of a shitshow. No two ways about that.

tygerprints,

Pretty sure they have 100 percent mortality rate as most animals do. There are some species of jellyfish that technically are immortal (capable of immortality anyway) - they revert back to a polyp stage and start life over again without dying. But every other animal species, like us humans, does have to bow down to the grim reaper at some point.

tygerprints,

I don't hate the song, but it is obnoxious and actually has a terrible message. As long as you can do something great, it doesn't matter if other people exclude or hate you for being who you are.

tygerprints,

It's weird, I had to work retail with some of the crappiest elevator christmas music ever. A lot of folks complained about the music. But, I play the piano and I actually love to play those pieces at this time of year! I mean yes, they're over done and way over played on the radio and TV, but when you're the one making the music, it makes all the difference in how you feel about it.

tygerprints,

That's not necessarily true. My cousin is the nicest person you could meet, he was a programmer who tinkered around with a package delivery tracking system, and Fexex bought him out for almost 2 billion. He became one of our wealthiest citizens overnight. And he's amazing, he doesn't exploit people and he is not a bad person by any definition.

tygerprints,

I'm sure of that too. It's 76 today in the middle of December, where in past years it's usually been 30. - what could be weird about that? My conclusion from all this earth getting warmer nonsense is, people should ignore it and learn to live with less clothes on.

tygerprints,

I miss Calvin and Hobbes. I really respected Bill Watterson's work. Can anyone tell me how I can get a decal of Calvin peeing on Hobbes for my pickup truck, 'cause that would really be great.....

tygerprints,

I remember that meme. I was just being over-explaining as usual. I also hope most people don't want to eat poo poo for many health-related reasons. Yet I see so much "dung" shaped food these days, candies and chocolate shaped like piles of poo (looking like edible poo emojis) - what are we encouraging our kids to eat when we give them "reindeer poop" candy??

tygerprints,

Right. And I tell you this, most of the time most guys have pretty clean asses (from my experience). In fact usually the armpits or even the other body parts have odors but that part of the body doesn't (in my own experience). I realize other people's mileage may vary.

tygerprints,

Yeah that's another thing I worried about as a gay male - would that happen, and how safe is it really to "go down" on someone down there. But I never had any problems or any sickness. Maybe I was just lucky and my partners were all very healthy or something.

tygerprints,

Failing is the first step toward abandonment of the whole thing altogether.

tygerprints,

Futuristic cheese graters will be anti-gravity, and so will toasters. You'll really have a hard time keeping your breakfast and lunch down in the world of the future.

tygerprints,

I watch those upcoming trailers on Youtube, and I'm sure it's just me, but - it always seems like the movies are going to be stupid. For one thing, I'm in the minority, I don't watch Marvel movies or care about superheros, so there goes 99 percent of the movies' appeal for me. But also - I HATE the blue veneer over movies today - like they were all shot with a dark blue lens so everything is a uniform gray color, no skin tones, no sky tones, no color to the trees. I realize that's probably because digitally shot movies look that way, but it's quite unpleasant and ugly.

tygerprints,

Me judging others because they're not me. Only my expression is a tad more filled with contempt.

tygerprints,

Huh. So there IS some reason to think cooking in iron pots will increase levels of iron in your blood. Interesting! I know metal can leach out of cooking vessels and into food, so that's not too surprising. Thanks for the information!

tygerprints,

That's my kinda camping - driving a mobile mansion into the not too deep woods, hopefully near a mall. I love that.

Nature ain't got nothing on human ingenuity.

Why do most people refuse to accept that they are wrong

I have come across a lot’s of people like these. like 99% of them. Sometimes it makes me think twice if what i am saying is wrong? What’s wrong with them. Is it so hard to swallow your pride and acknowledge that the other person is speaking facts? When they come to know they are wrong they proceed to insult/make fun of...

tygerprints,

Me neither. I once thought I was wrong but it turns out I was mistaken.

tygerprints,

There always has to be the one guy, "Ummmmmmmmmmm I dunno what I want." Like there's other choices. I guess you could choose between a tusk or a gonad.

tygerprints,

Yep it's been a year of bad decisions and questionable behavior. With any luck, next year will be also!

tygerprints,

Hmmm. Looking like he-man or looking more like skeletor as I age - it's a tough choice. I once had a hairline, now it's almost at the back of my neck.
Of course I could do a serviceable job at slicking back what I have and looking like someone who hangs out under an opera house in a cape.

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